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84 games of this and mfs have the audacity to say basketball is more tolling on the body
Jakob Chychrun absolutely BLOWS UP Nick Cousins and Cousins was out cold 🤕
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Josh Hokit starts his #UFC334 media day with a “roast” of Ciryl Gane, Daniel Cormier, Kayla Harrison, Joaquin Buckley and more.
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20 years ago today, the Washington Redskins stunned the Dallas Cowboys in one of the wildest finishes in rivalry history. Troy Vincent blocked a potential game-winning FG, Sean Taylor scooped it up and returned it, and Nick Novak drilled the winner with no time remaining. Washington 22, Dallas 19. Still one of the most memorable games of my childhood. #RaiseHail
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🚨 BAM MARGERA still got the juice 🧃 🎶 @ckymusic
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best fight of 2026
Josh Hokit and Blaydes broke the combined record for the most significant strikes in a UFC heavyweight fight history at 351 btw Hilarious how one of the best fights of the year is a HEAVYWEIGHT bout these mfs were really going at it😭😭
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No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.
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Basketball shorts under your jeans everywhere you go
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Random Rizzler take but I think It’s so freaking cool that this kid blew up into an overnight internet icon but instead of trying to hold onto the bit for as long as possible until it’s inevitably played out he said screw it and just started posting stuff he likes and thinks is cool What it’s all about, man. You love to see it
Spider-Man 🕷️🕸️
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in an alternate universe they’ve been married for 10 years and have 3 kids and 2 dogs
vanessa hudgens & zac efron at the beach in turks and caicos (2008)
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i didnt even vote i just nutted in the booth and fuckin left
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November 1st
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Get it ?
Fucking love Halloween. Fucking love hot chicks.
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Tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete
the Sopranos cast throwing the ceremonial first pitch at Yankee Stadium (2002)
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Halloween Night 1983 MNF in San Diego Redskins 27, Chargers 24 Jeff Hayes's 51-yard fake punt run and two John Riggins touchdowns stake the defending Super Bowl champion Redskins to a commanding 24-7 fourth quarter lead. But the Chargers — led by quarterback Ed Luther in place of Dan Fouts — weather eight turnovers to climb back and tie the game at 24-24 with less than two minutes left. Joe Theismann then surgically moves Washington into field goal range, where Mark Moseley hits a 37-yard game-winner.
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John Wall, Gilbert Arenas & Andray Blatche. The real big 3
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They can’t get a smaller podium for him?
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11 years ago today, Kirk Cousins let everyone know exactly how he felt. Washington trailed the Bucs 24-0 in the second quarter. Then came 31 of the next 37 points, capped by a 6-yard TD to Jordan Reed with under 30 seconds left and the Dustin Hopkins extra point for a 31-30 win. Still the largest comeback in franchise history. Cousins: 33/40 | 317 YDS | 3 TD | 0 INT, plus a rushing TD You like that? 🗣️ #RaiseHail
It’s only fitting that Kirk Cousins is now Sunday’s expected starter vs. the Dolphins. Today is the 10-year anniversary of Washington’s 31-30 win over Tampa Bay and Cousins’ post-game quote that always will be associated with him: “You like that?!”
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The few seconds where you wonder “who is gonna be on the Sax” is euphoric
#Cowboys Jerry Jones & the NFC East Coaches Form a Band 😂🎷 | Tiny Desk Concert
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facts
The Sopranos has more memorable characters than Breaking Bad, The Wire and Better Call Saul combined.
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