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Engineering Manager. Minions, Seinfeld, Bulls Fan

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2009
Rahm not only left the PGA Tour for LIV but he also left TGL. Have to imagine he wishes he had a TGL Ring over his LIV Team Ring right now...
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2001 Week 2, Bledsoe goes down. Brady looks bad. Patriots dont score a TD. Belichick Year 2 Bledsoe '93 #1 Pick Patriots Dynasty Begins 2026 Week 2, Caleb goes down. Bagent looks bad. Bears don't score a TD. Ben Johnson Year 2 Caleb '24 #1 Pick Bears Dynasty?
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Jurassic 5 and Morgan Freeman 🤤🤤🤤 #WorldSeries
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"AI is going to kill us all" People using AI:
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“When Grant Cardone says that earning only $400,000 per year would embarrass him, he’s trying to increase your current pain. If you make less than $400k, he wants you to think less of yourself so that you go looking for a solution (from him)” My latest: ofdollarsanddata.com/how-to-…
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It was fun while it lasted xitter.gq/stu_fraser/status/1843…
Wimbledon has abolished the use of line judges, replacing human officials with artificial intelligence at next year’s championships. In alignment with the ATP, the All England Club has decided to install electronic line calling on all courts. Exclusive: thetimes.com/sport/tennis/ar…
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Disrespect doesn’t just make people feel bad. It leads them to perform worse. Evidence from medical teams: Even a single insult decreases the quality of diagnoses and procedures. Rudeness disrupts focus and undermines collaboration. Civility is not optional. It’s vital.
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AI will replace developers the same way microwaves replaced cooking.
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Did this earlier this year and actually took it up a notch
Colorado has this thing called the 9-9-9: 9 ski runs 9 holes of golf 9 innings of baseball at the Rockies game All in a single day. In 23 years of living here, I finally did it, but in a modified form. I even took it up a notch (1/5)
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On the perfection of the #CurbYourEnthusiasm finale with Larry David and a never-before-told story from "The Marine Biologist" episode more than 30 years ago — @JerrySeinfeld crushed it with us today: #Seinfeld #Unfrosted @SeinfeldTV @IJasonAlexander
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Brice Garnett - more PGA Tour wins then Will Zalatoris and Cam Young combined 🫡
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Constantly claiming to be a victim is not a sign of virtue. It's a strategy for narcissists and psychopaths to get ahead. Data: people who regularly signal victimhood are more willing to lie, cheat, and steal. Beware those who air personal grievances like every day is Festivus.
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"Israeli medical professionals and morgue workers said many women who died on Oct. 7 were found with broken legs and pelvic bones. [The] mutilations they examined were such that it was not always possible to distinguish female from male victims." usatoday.com/story/news/worl…
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If you don’t have 15 mins to socialize with your teammates and be vulnerable about your work…. You should: A) talk to your manager B) get a new job/manager C) see a therapist Not every minute of every working day needs to be about optimizing “getting shit done” 😂
Daily meetings are a micromanaging shitshow. Most people know these 15-minute stand-ups are useless. But they do them anyway because "that's how it should be." One day, the corporate world decided that Scrum answered every problem. Daily meetings became popular. Everyone. Every day. No exceptions. When did we become numb to how inefficient this is? How much time do companies waste every year in this charade? The funny part is that Scrum sells these by telling us they are a way to avoid other meetings. You gotta be kidding me! Unfortunately, I've participated in daily stand-ups for decades. If I were to compress these years into a single story, it would read like this: • We are still waiting for some. Where is he? We can't start unless we are all here. We are late already. • There's a manager in the meeting. We know she shouldn't be here. Who is going to tell her? • We take turns reading from a JIRA board shared on the big screen. Everyone can read, but we still do it out loud. She wants to hear us say it. • Yesterday wasn't a great day, but I won't admit it. Instead, let me tell her, "I'm making great progress" and "I'm getting closer than ever." • We are all talking to her. She said this is a "safe space." We trust her, of course. Now, she is questioning anyone who isn't moving fast enough. • 15 minutes in, and we are still here. Same as yesterday. The first time I led a team, I stopped daily stand-ups. One of the first principles of getting shit done is "maximizing uninterrupted time." Daily meetings are in direct conflict with that. Why should I force everyone to be at the same time and place while stopping everything else? I asked everyone to write instead. Some people wrote every day. Some people, whenever they had something to say. 10x improvement overnight. For the project and the team. I've talked to many people about this. Many tell me developers will never communicate unless you force them into a room daily. They say I shouldn't trust them to put in writing what they need to tell everyone else. They may be right. They need a better team.
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