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my contribution to ethereum:
falcon 512 post quantum signature verification support in rust
ethereum-magicians.org/t/eip…
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jobs after the singularity:
- doordash driver
- x microcelebrity
- vibe-threat actor
- emudhra cert generator
- claude codeslave
- biodiesel
lightwater.eth💡💧🦞 retweeted
Absolute perfection. Shane Gillis and Danny McBride need to team up and make this into a full length movie
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despite the unfortunate timing, we take disclosures seriously at @typesafeai
at approximately 6:49PM this Friday evening, we became aware of a massive unauthorized leak of ALL customer noul outputs
in effort to maximize transparency, here is the link: gist.github.com/diogo149/810…
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Ruby’s turn 😅
Remember the GitLab bug? Well now it moved upstream into Ruby.
Multiple 10.0 CRITICAL exploits.
Patch now 🚨
Happy Friday 🤠
ruby-lang.org/en/news/2026/1…
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BREAKING: eMudhra exits SSL/TLS certificate business, blames social media instead of incompetence for the same
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You’re prepared for when one of these CVEs is used against electric or water utilities right
there is a non zero chance that at least one (rogue/rival?) government intelligence agency has a copy of the private keys of a globally trusted certificate authority (aside from emudhra’s very public private keys)
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Imagine t’as un site d’un PHP servi via HTTPS via un cert TLS signé par eMuhdra.
Imagine
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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BREAKING: The US deficit widened to $1.99 trillion for FY2026, up +12% from the $1.78 trillion recorded last year.
Spending rose by +6%, to $7.4 trillion, and NET interest officially rose above $1 trillion.
Debt servicing costs are now their third largest expense for the US government, only behind Social Security and Medicare.
This marks the fourth-straight year with the US fiscal deficit around $2 trillion.
The deficit spending crisis is out of control.
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Fun fact of the day: Bitcoin mining cost is split about 50/50 between compute capex and electricity. Meanwhile, AI inference is almost completely dominated by compute capex.
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We will be introducing bipartisan legislation to block any and all purchases of Russian oil. It will be called the “Ronald Reagan Peace Through Strength Act.” It will be forced to the Floor via discharge and it will pass overwhelmingly. #PeaceThroughStrength
























