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🇱🇧 🇦🇱 Pavement, Radiohead, Tredici Bacci, New England Patriots, Simpsons seasons 1-7, Leicester City FC I miss Jamie Vardy

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Fucked up my knee. Definite structural damage. Unstable as fuck. Hurts like a bitch and can’t sleep. Ugh
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The New York Times
@nytimesOct 30
From @TheAthletic: The Kansas City Chiefs are the NFL franchise that provides cover for violent abusers, repeat offenders, and now, because they need someone to make a field goal, an unrepentant sleazeball, our columnist writes. It’s always the Chiefs. nyti.ms/4A4roRW
Stop asking NFL men about forgiveness of alleged criminal acts. They have nothing to say

Stop asking NFL men about forgiveness of alleged criminal acts. They have nothing to say

After the Chiefs signed kicker Justin Tucker to their practice squad, Andy Reid struggled to find the right words to explain the decision.

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lina ★@youseemsourOct 29
There is no smear campaign against Taylor Swift. Just because she is a bad person who makes terrible music and uses her hideous fans as cash cows doesnt mean its an orchestrated smear campaign
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Bill Burt 🇺🇸@BurtTalksSportsOct 29
No prep school. An MIAA kid. Yo dads! It does happen.
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@BCBBFansOct 29
LEXINGTON, MASS. ⬇️ BOSTON COLLEGE. ⬇️ WORLD CHAMPION.
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Bald Eagle alert! Flying right over my house
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I love my country of Massachusetts
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How Every US County Voted In 2016, 2020 & 2024 🩷 (Pink): Clinton–Trump–Trump 🟣 (Purple): Trump–Biden–Trump 🟠 (Orange): Clinton–Biden–Trump 🟢 (Green): Trump–Biden–Harris 🔵 (Blue): Clinton–Biden–Harris Source: brilliantmaps.com/us-county-…
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Brilliant Maps
@BrilliantMapsOct 28
How Every US County Voted In 2016, 2020 & 2024 🩷 (Pink): Clinton–Trump–Trump 🟣 (Purple): Trump–Biden–Trump 🟠 (Orange): Clinton–Biden–Trump 🟢 (Green): Trump–Biden–Harris 🔵 (Blue): Clinton–Biden–Harris Source: brilliantmaps.com/us-county-…
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I am muting the words Nathan Fielder and elizabeth Holmes. Who gives a fuck.
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Bill Belichick might be an asshole but Andy Reid is a piece shit
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.@FelgerAndMazz oh man poor Felger.
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Stay classy Chiefs
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Just want to remind everyone that Oasis fucking sucks. Carry on.
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The last 3 outs of a baseball season is the hardest thing in all of sports.
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That’s a bad fucking loss.
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Smell that wood burn!
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RGT@CyGasserOct 27
Map of civilization
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@hoosier_ecOct 27
CFB vs. MLB popularity, based off Google Trends
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That’s a ridiculous overturn
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That call has to stand
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Merry Christmas
Boston Sports Throwback (@BOSthrowback) profile pictureBoston Sports Throwback@BOSthrowbackOct 27
October 27, 2004: The Red Sox win their first World Series in 86 years Joe Castiglione on the call
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