reader | writer | leader

Joined July 2017
between my laptop and notes app, there’s a little over 20 draft transcripts. i may just lock in and publish a few soon.
2
5
2,748
elikem retweeted
We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.
226
10,402
352
41,728
607,227
elikem retweeted
Remove the comfort that keeps me average and give me the courage to become who you created me to be. amen
202
5,422
83
20,405
297,936
elikem retweeted
if I tell you a fun fact & you look it up & I’m wrong I’m beating the shit outta u
116
8,239
234
71,149
790,357
elikem retweeted
Born to be used by a ovulating unstable woman
99
4,458
350
28,978
417,536
elikem retweeted
2 wrongs don’t make a right but 2 bad bitches might make my night
42
2,076
41
17,622
184,891
elikem retweeted
i keep picturing me balling uncontrollably
79
7,715
189
26,956
396,633
elikem retweeted
smile nigga, we touching a lot of money in november and december.
363
5,158
180
46,719
735,687
One of the most important rooms I've been in. Honored to have shared the stage with so many bright minds at the first-ever #ClimateXCulture summit in Accra. Thank you @TheKennethDarko for leading the charge.
4
14
1
28
757
The fire nation is in Accra
22
469
29
2,034
37,588
elikem retweeted
if you call something i do out of affection for you “bare minimum”, i’ll stop. your fada didn’t send me. do you know who else didn’t send me? your morda.
27
1,051
57
3,293
54,973
elikem retweeted
Old boy thinks he’s slick. It’s been just him and I for the past five days at home. And safe to say my cooking won’t kill you apart from some gastrointestinal skims enat. Every damn time I cook 30 minutes later this man tells me he’s going out, returning just in time to sleep.
64
312
76
1,695
88,587
first person in my bloodline to see the kind of websites being plugged in the quotes. wtf!🔥
Your personal website is the new resume
66
that this is even a conversation is telling of our priorities and scruples as a nation. tueh!
Do you think the @OfficialNDCGh should withdraw the Obuasi SHTS headmaster from the Constituency Chairmanship race or not? Share your views with the hashtag #JoySMS
35
help me out here, guys... am I the only one who struggles to acknowledge an actor’s presence in a movie after they’ve been killed off in a prequel? like, I can’t even register them as part of the cast, even if they show up in a flashback or as a higher life form. anyone else?
43
67+20 = 87 87+6 = 93
Without using a calculator, what happens in your head when you add 67+26?
1
2
135
where i go get jolly jus buy in bulk? the rate at which wanna female paddies the born be scary. I can’t spend my life’s savings buying wine every other weekend
2
83
Cam’ron couldn’t stop LAUGHING when a fan called in just to make Ma$e EXPLAIN HIMSELF over one of his most questionable old lyrics 😭💀 “You bring your crew and ‘em and I’m doing ‘em, then I’m beating ‘em down with aluminum, then I’m putting two in ’em.” “I was wondering what you meant by ‘DOING THEM’… and why is it TWO? Two of WHAT exactly?” 😭😭
673
4,612
725
46,387
1,284,205
elikem retweeted
My therapist said “maybe you need to stop going after very attractive women, a nice 6 or 7 will treat you right” boy I almost cancelled the rest of my sessions…..what the hell are you saying bro????
319
1,619
546
19,781
749,750
Nigeria MUST be the devil’s prototype of institutional dysfunction
Man spotted fixing moving bus with passengers inside in Lagos. 😳
1
64
if this lanterns fits the DCU, then pattinson’s batman can also fit seamlessly in there massa
3
58