Jimi (@_dovie__) profile picture

Med student

Joined July 2023
I went to buy indomie and I can smell my egg burning . This will be my last straw today I’ll pounce on someone
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we gotta slow down the fucken posts we can’t use up all our jokes on one night what are we gonna do when someone shitty dies tomorrow
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If my jamb score was a little bit higher I'd have genuinely been in Babcock and have probably gotten expelled or something cause I know I'm not going to church for shit😭
I’m really happy covenant university didn’t have a law faculty when I was entering uni, cause I know my mother would have forced me to go there🤣
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Seizing retainers in college is actually a new low for these people
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Jimi retweeted
i used to be on the 4B fully boycott men nonsense until i realised that heterosexuality works the same way as any other sexuality it’s a core part of your identity and it cannot be suppressed or controlled and if you try to suppress/control it it bounces back 10x stronger
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Everyone larping ore agbako now but you guys weren’t there during Shalewa that song got me through mb 🤣🤣
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abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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Your test is tomorrow but you’ve not sent slides by this time if I get those slides by anything less than 6pm today there will be a nuking and no one is safe
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They want to kill oomfs
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“Come to daddy” laugh wan kill me for here 🤣🤣🤣
If only I had the audacity of an engineering boy in this school🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Purity culture but make it “woke”
The thought of letting a man penetrate me feels deeply violating and humiliating. I genuinely don't get how so many women are okay with it
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If only I had the audacity of an engineering boy in this school🤣🤣🤣🤣
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She was getting dragged for that and I just had to keep quiet cus she’s not wrong tbh 🤣🤣
“a kiss is just like a handshake”- kenzie ‘26
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Ijo laba laba💃💃
And what is wrong with Gay?
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The mummy zee adjacent plot line where Femi threatens to couple up with Sandra instead of Vanessa cus she didn’t wake up to cook by 4 am🤣🤣
Instead of the men making women breakfast, they’ll wake the women up at 5am and ask them to go make the men breakfast.
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If mountain top had medicine I’ll be there rn 🤣🤣
I’m really happy covenant university didn’t have a law faculty when I was entering uni, cause I know my mother would have forced me to go there🤣
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I deleted my tweet but it’s okay they crucified Jesus too 💔💔
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The umbrella Owen got me is so big wtf😭😭😭
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Timmy got me amala omg im crying
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Semester has gotten serious no time to link anyone again. Till next year
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