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Drumming monkey

@_drummingmonkey

Drummer for @thelandedband

 Wrabness, Essex
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Joined March 2014
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You would probably have said this about Ivanisevic in 2001...
Jason (@Certinfy) profile pictureJason
@CertinfyJun 30
Going to be totally honest here. I think it’s genuinely embarrassing Serena Williams’ has got a wildcard into the singles event this year. If she’s played singles events the past few months I would get it. But giving a wildcard to someone, no matter how great they are, who hasn’t played a singles match in four years, is just crazy to me.
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A true inspiration
UTV Live News (@UTVNews) profile pictureUTV Live News@UTVNewsMay 17
Inspirational trans woman Lauren chats to @CarolJordanTV about becoming a champion of the queer community after learning to be herself. Watch the latest episode of Going the Extra Mile here: itv.com/watch/news/going-the…
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Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) profile pictureBasil the Great
@BasilTheGreatMay 8
Turns out calling the working class 'far right racists' for the last 20 months wasn't the best idea
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End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokenessFeb 11
BREAKING: Canadian police reveal they are respecting the gunman's preferred gender pronouns. He transitioned at 12.
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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) profile pictureALASTAIR CAMPBELL
@campbellclaret28 Sep 2009
Mandelson class act. Both he and Darling showed in different ways authenticity is what counts http://www.alastaircampbell.org/blog.php.
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Replying to @DairiesMcqueens
@DairiesMcqueens any reason why milk was not delivered today? CO16 postcode area.
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End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokeness13 Dec 2025
Celebrities apologize for being white (this is real - from June 2020):
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'Shoddy'
John Simpson (@JohnSimpsonNews) profile pictureJohn Simpson
@JohnSimpsonNews12 Nov 2025
My own purely personal view of the BBC’s Panorama problem is that it should apologise to Pres. Trump frankly and wholeheartedly for a shoddy bit of journalism, but that since it wasn’t shown in the US and had zero effect on his election, the BBC shouldn’t pay him a single penny.
I'll take a Keir Starmer model please!
Enezator (@Enezator) profile pictureEnezator
@Enezator1 Nov 2025
A one-of-a-kind stress relief experience found only in Thailand.
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Thanks to @JeremyClarkson I now take an active interest in the brand of any tractor I drive past
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Hi @AvantiWestCoast. I had a delayed journey with you on Monday. My delay repay request has been rejected because you say the train was only 1 minute late. As you can see it was 37 minutes late. What's that all about? Shouldn't be this difficult.
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Five Times August (@FiveTimesAugust) profile pictureFive Times August
@FiveTimesAugust28 Jan 2025
Still can’t believe this video didn’t solve all the problems.
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Good
Dan Roan (@danroan) profile pictureDan Roan@danroan8 Jan 2025
England Hockey bans transgender women from female category bbc.co.uk/sport/hockey/artic…
England Hockey bans transgender women from female category

England Hockey bans transgender women from female category

England Hockey announces it will ban transgender women from competing in the female category from the start of next season.

bbc.co.uk
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'The far-right'
Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) profile pictureVisegrád 24
@visegrad246 Jan 2025
Starmer practically says that anyone demanding a new inquiry into how the rape gang issue was handled is part of the ”far-right” 🇬🇧
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Stephen Davis (@PlanetEarth_HD) profile pictureStephen Davis@PlanetEarth_HD20 Dec 2024
I hate this virus so much I feel like giving up, it isnt even this stage that scares me its the aftermath, can anyone help me get antivirals this is the 5th time this year I've had it and 12th overall.
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'Trust the science'
Peter Hynes 🐄🥛🇮🇪 (@Peterhynes15) profile picturePeter Hynes 🐄🥛🇮🇪@Peterhynes1529 Nov 2024
Amazed to see the misinformation being spread in the UK surrounding Bovaer. As a farmer who has used the feed additive & spoken to researchers across the world about, the science & research is behind it & @ArlaDairyUK are 100% right on their stance thegrocer.co.uk/news/arla-de…
Arla says boycott calls over methane-cutting feed additive based ...

Arla says boycott calls over methane-cutting feed additive based ...

The dairy giant this week announced a trial of the use of Bovaer, an additive that is claimed can cut methane emissions by 27%

thegrocer.co.uk
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Sama Hoole (@SamaHoole) profile pictureSama Hoole
@SamaHoole24 Nov 2024
The most nutrient-dense and digestible food on the planet gets a "nutri-score" of D. Fruit loops get a B. Europe, what are you playing at?
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I remember shouting about this at the time. No one seemed to care. And still the majority of people don't care. Mind-boggling
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Car crash. Must...stick...to...the...narrative..
Carole Mac (@HerbsandDirt) profile pictureCarole Mac
@HerbsandDirt31 Oct 2024
This would NEVER have been allowed to air in 2021, or 2022. CNN getting schooled on vaccines, and her inept attempts to discredit him FAILED. Absolutely worth the watch!
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Off the scale cringe
Royce White 🇺🇸 (@Highway_30) profile pictureRoyce White 🇺🇸
@Highway_3025 Oct 2024
This video alone should compel you to vote for Donald Trump. xitter.gq/piyushmittal/status/18…
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