somewhere between I want it and I got it

Joined May 2015
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If I win the lottery i’m gonna buy Teams then shut it off
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They’re making me do so much fucking work at my fucking job
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Did absolutely nothing at work today
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Looking at my warm bed for the last time before I go to work
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Ya di lo mejor de mí esta semana y es solo martes:
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"You handled the stress so well" Meanwhile me:
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I think people underestimate how tired you can be from just having too much on your mind! Not even physically tired! Just tired of remembering things, handling things, thinking ahead, fixing stuff, making decisions, being needed, tryna stay afloat etc. That's just a lot for real.
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Me squeezing every last drop of me time out of the weekend at 2am
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you ever get the feeling like man it’s been a long fucking week and it’s monday morning 9am
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When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed
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That shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>>>
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minha chefe tá de férias tô há 2h15 na hora do almoço andando no centro
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finally made it to the weekend after fighting for my life the whole week
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Eu com qualquer demanda que me passam numa sexta-feira
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god i remember when this shit first came out my family was in actual tears lmfaooo
Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was
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This is frying me so bad
not all heros wear capes
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work this week lowkey spiritually brutalized me but i made it
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Eu trabalho de 8 às 17 Eu às 8:01
La clase termina a las 12:00 Yo a las 10:59
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"los jóvenes son la generación de la tecnología" yo intentando borrar una página en blanco de word
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