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Dairy McQueen

@_eric_alexander

three trench coats stuffed inside a raccoon

Joined April 2009
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Imagine being the researcher tasked with observing infinite monkeys on typewriters and just as one of them is about to finish writing The Tempest, on the very last word it types banana
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did she just chew the water
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@K0MODOSNov 2
#GeekHardOrGoHome
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Hailey Stevens tapes are starting to drop 😭😭😭
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This may be a hellsite but at least it's a hellsite where you can learn about the end of the world 1 week ahead of everyone else and 2 weeks ahead of Threads.
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han 🫶🏻@taysyardigan23h
the blue wave flipping louisiana in 2026
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@NewsWire_USNov 1
Louisiana Early Voting Swings From 🔴 R+84,140 in 2024 to 🔵 D+15,981 in 2026
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Democratic sacrificial lambs in Trump +69 districts getting the call at 2 am on Wednesday that they’re going to be county groundwater commissioner.
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Got so high I thought this was a ska band
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Replying to @kenklippenstein
They're doing The Onion bit! theonion.com/republicans-urg…
Republicans Urge Minorities To Get Out And Vote On Nov. 3

Republicans Urge Minorities To Get Out And Vote On Nov. 3

MIAMI, FL—With the knowledge that the minority vote will be crucial in the upcoming presidential election, Republican Party officials are urging blacks, Hispanics, and other minorities to make their...

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It is better when only the people who want to read your tweets read them
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As soon as your tweets are found by passersby the UX kinda tapers off to shit
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@Rhir0gueNov 2
I had to do a highlight reel
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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The Rogers spokesperson you see starting this press conference is Abby Ronson. She is currently registered as a foreign agent for the state of Israel, according to @DropSiteNews reporting today
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Someone call Nathan Fielder and see if he’s got another psychopath documentary in him
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@atruparNov 2
here's the entirety of the seeming mental breakdown Haley Stevens just had on CNN. One of the most bizarre and incoherent political interviews I can recall. Note how she's completely unable to explain why she changed her mind from supporting Abdul El-Sayed last night to endorsing Mike Rogers today.
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The best part of a sex party is the invitation. It’s such a confidence boost. And that confidence stays even after declining the invite. We should have “invite only” sex parties in the sense that there’s no actual event, only invitations. Would be good for morale
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It could be like an honorary doctorate. Like no you did not actually show up or have to endure going through the motions but we want you to know that you’re the type of person we would like to have fucked with
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Zara Rahim@ZaraRahimNov 1
every 9 minutes a new, increasingly disorienting detail about haley stevens drops. wdym her staff showed up to a clyburn event and she didn’t? wdym she sent obama to vm? wdym CLUB CHALAMET defended her? wdym a registered foreign agent is running her presser? am i hallucinating
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“Suddenly in May this guy Jason shows up.” Former Haley Stevens spokesperson Caitlin Legacki describes the “alarming” weirdness of Haley’s fiancé Jason Turkish showing up out of the blue, being mean to staffers, and pressuring Haley to go hard on the paint for Israel to her own detriment
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A friend asked for my take
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Update: friend texted me, said it was “super chill” and also that there was a milking table there. I cannot imagine being in the proximity of a milking table and other people at the same time and being like mmm so chill
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One time I was stopped by a police officer who asked me a certain question, and due to *circumstances*, I needed to be careful, SO I asked the officer if he could tell me what would happen if I said X, Y or Z. He was caught off guard, but agreed. More people should do this
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One time I was stopped by a police officer who asked me a certain question, and due to *circumstances*, I needed to be careful, SO I asked the officer if he could tell me what would happen if I said X, Y or Z. He was caught off guard, but agreed. More people should do this
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both parties are engaging authentically. FULLY aware that this is (1) some liberal arts bullshit and (2) white privilege is undoubtedly a factor
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All that being said, more people know you can find various ways to press pause during an encounter, and in my experience, being calm and humorous really helps you meta-game with the dungeon master
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