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I'm probably sleeping

Aberdeen, Scotland
Joined July 2010
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports
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“what's your coping mechanism?” sleep
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This is Vinnie. He just got a new splish splash pad and literally can't contain his excitement. Thinks this is going to be the best summer ever. 13/10
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Never deleting this app.
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Wholesale Gas has crashed to a new low. Just 149p per therm compared to 702p in August. Ofgem say they’ll cut bills in April. What use is that to people who deserve a cut in bills now? Cut bills now.
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Too groovy to be blue this Monday
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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"We asked 100 people to name something a homeless person might do. You said work in business.."
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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.
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Pls share. There's a little known benefit for grandparents who look after their grandchildren while parents work. If ur a parent of an under 12, if your parent (ie childs grandparent) do childcare so you can work, u can apply to get em "Specified Adult Childcare Credit" /contd
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I think having an animal in our life makes us better humans
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We're back from the grave...
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If I had a pet spaniel id call it Spaniel Radcliffe x – at Glasgow, Scotland
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This is Toto. He just watched you hit the curb six times while trying to parallel park, but he doesn't care. Knows you are doing your best. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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If you need information on how to tackle difficult behaviour, or if your little ones need help in learning about the right time- pop along the Library! We can have lots of books to help. Just ask a friendly member of staff. 😊📚 – at Lerwick, Scotland
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'You're from Scotland? Ah, like - "ELEVEN"!!' Wasn't expecting this in a bunker in Kharkiv tbh, completely made my day
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Tried a ouija board but didnt get a reply - guess I got ghosted
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