I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY I MUST NOT GET A BASSET HOUND PUPPY I’m trying to resist xitter.gq/gnuman1979/status/1552…

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connor Wood · May 5, 2023 · 6:25 PM UTC

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connor Wood@fibulaa5 May 2023

“Just a little off the top” me to my lobotomist

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LORD FLACKO JODYE II · May 2, 2023 · 5:51 PM UTC

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LORD FLACKO JODYE II

@asvpxrocky2 May 2023

LOL MY FAULT $WEETHEART

maddy@youareasapmadz1 May 2023

ASAP Rocky just literally jumped over me

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Satan · Apr 12, 2023 · 5:47 PM UTC

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BREAKING: China has reported its first d*ath from the H3N8 bird flu

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Pepe Meme · Apr 9, 2023 · 3:46 AM UTC

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Pepe Meme

@pepe_fgm9 Apr 2023

For harrassing a girl on road

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Corn ✧⍣ · Jan 20, 2023 · 2:37 AM UTC

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Corn ✧⍣

@cornski20 Jan 2023

if you high as shit open this thread

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introvert · Jan 16, 2023 · 3:55 AM UTC

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introvert

@livewithnoregrt16 Jan 2023

everything i want and need is coming to me this year… everything

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trash jones · Nov 2, 2022 · 2:06 PM UTC

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trash jones@jzux2 Nov 2022

what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion

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John Kennedy · Oct 25, 2022 · 9:20 PM UTC

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John Kennedy

@FrazzleMyGimp25 Oct 2022

In 2015 I worked as a freelance writer and the US Army asked me to make ads targeted towards high schoolers. Here’s some of my scripts that they rejected

Image from John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp)

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John Kennedy · Oct 21, 2022 · 8:58 PM UTC

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John Kennedy

@FrazzleMyGimp21 Oct 2022

The cool thing about writing for Disney channel is I got to write for every show. Here is one of my scripts I wrote for Hannah Montana in 2006 that didn’t get to air.

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ghost · Oct 18, 2022 · 9:45 PM UTC

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ghost@ghostisposting18 Oct 2022

how do i get one of those jobs that arent real where i send an email and then go to a meeting and then draft an email and then leave work and get paid $98,000 a year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales

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