@_heyitstiff

we’re supposed to be in a land of milk🥛& honey🍯… instead we’re floating on a rock in space paying bills🙄😭wife | mom | nurse 👩🏾‍⚕️ snacks🍟wine🍷& jokes🤭

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Joined March 2022
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Issa NURSE 😭🥹🥹 OH and ya gurl snapped…say hello to your 2026 VALEDICTORIAN 😭🙌🏾
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Adeeee
@Wunmiiberry1h
imagine spending your whole life playing safe just to realize you could’ve been so much more if you had the courage to take a chance.
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Check and Mate🙂‍↕️😂
bardi swiftie 🇵🇸@bardiswiftie1319h
Oh she ate nicki magaj up sooo bad 😭😭
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Exactly!
m.@moseason_14h
I’m so jealous of women with sisters. Like what do you mean y’all just be calling your sisters on a random Tuesday.. and hanging out with them? You think you better than me!?
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Oh nothing. Just my forever president aura farming 🥹😭
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 27
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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Bras are bullshit. I don’t need no bra bih…let them titties hang bih….
MaryO💖
@MaryliftedOct 25
Is it that bras are expensive, or is it just the trend? Or maybe she’s on a mission?
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This time next week I could be somebody’s NURSE😬 Somebody pinch me😭😭😭😭
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@_heyitstiffOct 25
T-Minus 5 days til NCLEX Day😬 #roadtonclex #nursetip
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PAPI Hathaway 🇯🇲@HeadcACE190612 Apr 2020
Never forget when Obama has niggas shook , with his Easter fit .. simpler times
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HER.@Adore_ShayOct 27
No $25 for thanksgiving but yall want me to believe yall upgrading your friend flight to first class. Good morning! ❤️
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Aht aht! Not yall in our business😭 gon somewhere and watch some football!😭😭😭
Mr. Wholebean
@footballguy82Oct 27
Ladies, how many purses do you own compared to how many you actually use?
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It just got worssa 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨
@ksdotlewisOct 27
I wish ppl would understand that just because someone is gay does NOT mean they want you because you’re the same sex. Gay ppl have a type and standards just as much as straight ppl do. Y’all ugly to them just like y’all ugly to the ppl of the opposite sex that don’t want you either🙄
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💕 Doll Face✨
@smoke_nd_pearlzOct 27
The rest of my life cannot be like this. It can’t. I’m gonna be miserable if i don’t correct things right now and it’ll be nobody’s fault but my own…
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He looks like every single one of them too😂🤣😂🤣😂
𝑱𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆 ✨💋♒️♍️♋️❤️‍🔥✨
@alove_1980Oct 26
Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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whiskey. tango. foxtrot.
Protestia
@ProtestiaOct 26
Cleveland 'pastor' Lydia Ford of LifeWorks Church announces to her congregation that her co-pastor/prophet husband has taken a SECOND WIFE and they are now living in a POLYGAMOUS relationship. 🚨
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Chirp Chirp 🐥🐥🐥
melanin mermaid🧜🏽‍♀️
@melaninglamourOct 24
Men were applauding in the comments
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Nahima 🧡💙@nahimanoirOct 26
It’s just certain topics I won’t discuss on here. I don’t have the patience
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LOSERS!!!! BOOOOOOOO TOMATOES TOMATOES!!!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
🐈‍⬛.@asia_fitfoodieOct 25
200 men ran the nike after dark half marathon yesterday. & i boo’d every single one i saw. & so did the spectators. 🗣️ F’N LOSERS!!!!!!
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I can’t help it that I’m awesome💅🏾🙂‍↕️
IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12
@olesoul57_2Oct 25
I meaaaan 😎
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capuchini@pookiepostsOct 25
Me and my 2 followers who regularly like my posts!🤝
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Honey just stay home. If you really wanted to go none of this would be that much of an issue. Send them a card and gift and call it a day.
Womansplainer
@iWomansplainerOct 25
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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