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Maine, USA
Joined October 2015
YOU’RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS ONE
Just need Godzilla, cause he's contractually obligated to win unless facing a scientist and the indominatable human spirit. Goku is neither a scientist or a human
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White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress
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Why did dominos deliver me a quadruple amputee fuck nugget Minecraft zombie
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nigga said:
Replying to @Sometimes_Fendo
Have you heard the great poetry of the Amazon warehouse manager Guru Laghima????
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My Dietrich is super overleveled, and I keep thinking "Oh, no! I have to stop him from leveling up otherwise he won't listen to me!" as if he's a goddamn Pokemon.
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bridge bastion reveals the Hi
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Aurora has her strength growth listed at 65. Castor tanked all those hits without even being in his prime so this is Castor upscale
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Can't wait to play as Zoro and land on the other side of the map from my teammates and act lost.
Tempting, isn’t it?
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Raditz when I command my 20 trillion Inumakis to use their cursed speech to repeatedly shit himself to death
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mama weegee
Mario Kart World Luigi model release! grab it here: drive.google.com/drive/folde… (I only had Mario and Luigi so this is the last port I'm doing)
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Do it anyways.
how it feels to vote blue in a deep red state
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*paws at you* please neutral ledge getup
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don't talk to me or my son ever again
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Seteth is a very funny unit in fortune's weave like yeah his abilities aren't the greatest, but once in a blue moon he decides to use his Domain Expansion when he feels like it
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"I can't lose because the narrative says so" meets "I can't lose because the contract says so"
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has anyone done this one yet
🏆 QSMP AWARDS 2026 🏆 It's time to celebrate the best moments and creators of QSMP 2! 📅 November 14, 2026 📍 TwitchCon San Diego 🕒 2:15 PM PST 🎥 Quote this post with your favorite QSMP 2 clips! 👨‍🦲Nominate your favorite QSMP creators and help them take home a QSMP Award! Let the nominations begin! 🏆
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I did this to a nigga outside a Bojangles once
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"armor mage"
Classes i really want in the dlc (other than the obvious dark flyer in the room): -Higher tier magic Ornius Class -Bow using Ornius class (maybe balance it by letting it ONLY use bows) -armour mage (balance by having less uses of magic) -black/white general magic class
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Magikarp Jump outlived Unite btw
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UMVC3 DISCORD, YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU’RE NEAR AN OPPONENT RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF OPPONENT RIGHT NOW GO TO YOUR OPPONENT RIGHT NOW AND TIGER KNEE THEM IN THE FACE FOR NO REASON THEIR COMBO IS YOUR COMBO, AS OF RIGHT NOW
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