just a weird guy🤯

New York, USA
Joined September 2026
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A neighborhood that shares needs one lawn mower. A neighborhood that doesn't needs twenty. Isolation sells products, so why is it hard to believe loneliness is manufactured?
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genuinely how it feels growing up as an undiagnosed autistic girl. everyone hates you and EVERYTHING you do, even the adults in your life, and no one is shy about telling you just how MUCH they hate you
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The neurodivergent experience of getting in trouble for the same things others got away with while growing up.
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She don’t see the wrong in her actions cuz she hangs around ppl who normalize it.
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Why do 90% of women find it very okay if their man cheat on them, so far he provides their needs?
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Fall in love with someone who makes the little things feel like the biggest blessings. Someone who turns ordinary moments into beautiful memories, makes you smile without trying, and reminds you that love isn’t always about grand gestures, but the small, consistent things that make you feel seen, valued, and deeply loved.
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this year has been the perfect mix of me going crazy and having the time of my life.
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保育園の担任の先生との電話で 「夫というのは、パパのことですか?」と言われた😅 前にも「〇〇の母です」と言ったら、「母…えーっと、〇〇くんのママですか??」と聞かれた。 社会人だから、大人同士の会話でパパ、ママとは言わないんだけど… え?私の感覚が間違ってる??💦
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Just ban Airbnb and short stay already. Residential properties should be for residents not quasi hotels.
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Crazy how even at my lowest I’m still 100% sure I’m gonna achieve the life I’ve always dreamt of
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y'all like this one?😕😊
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i'm not acting funny, i'm cautious about who i allow near me.
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Oh, you got hugged as a child for being emotional? I got yelled at. We were NOT raised the same.
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When my Uncle Gregg died, my aunt found & reached out to his “first love” to invite her to his funeral. He’d asked to be buried in a shirt she’d embroidered for him 40yrs prior. They hadn’t seen or spoken to each other in 35. They’d started dating at 15yo & stayed together for 8yrs. Lived together, wanted a life together… but he couldn’t stop drinking. She eventually moved on, married someone else. When I sat by Deb at the graveside she told me, “35yrs ago he just… showed up on my doorstep.”
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“She’s the kind of girl you never expect to fall for. It starts innocently enough, and before you know it, two months have passed and you’re telling her she means everything to you. The moment she said, ‘I want a kiss,’ I knew I was done for. Now I want to spend every night discovering the mystery inside her mind. What is she thinking? What makes her happy? Am I giving her enough? Am I enough for her? Some people are easy to figure out. She’s a whole novel written in a language I’ve never learned, and somehow, I want to spend my entire life reading it. Our love happened unexpectedly, like something pulled straight from a book. One moment I was on a plane, and the next, I was falling in love. She makes me believe the world can be beautiful and that maybe I’m a good person, too. When I look into her eyes, I feel like I’m seeing straight into her soul. When she wraps her arms around me, I feel safer than I’ve ever felt. When our fingers intertwine, I feel like there’s nothing in this world we can’t face together. Lying beside her, I feel a kind of magic that only someone who can find laughter in almost anything could bring into my life. Her kisses make me feel like I have wings, carrying me somewhere we get to stay together forever. Sometimes she laughs, and I swear that sound could heal anything. She doesn’t just feel like home. She feels like the place I’ve been searching for my entire life. I wasn’t looking for love, but somehow, she became my forever. She’s the kind of girl who can walk into your life, steal your heart, and change everything.”
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I think the work week should end on Thursdays.
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don’t let what broke you rewrite who you are. heal without becoming the kind of person you once needed protection from
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i ain't even cocky, I'm just what that mf wish he was
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listening to someone’s struggles without trying to bring your own into the conversation is a rare skill
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once a relationship reaches this stage, there is no going back
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