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Sydney, Australia
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
if imperfections in wood furniture are desirable then an occasional :wq in website copy should be too
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
If Chicken McNuggets are sold in packs of 6, 9, or 20, then 43 is the largest number of nuggets that cannot be ordered.
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
it still strikes me how wild it is that the richest person in the world who could do anything they wanted for the rest of their life has chosen to moderate an internet forum where many or perhaps most of the people dont like him
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
This is one of my all-time favourite videos, and Badalamenti's music has meant so much to me over my life.
no words, RIP Angelo Badalamenti one of the greatest. please watch this.
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
In about 30 minutes, the official US population according to census.gov/popclock will be 333,333,333
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
at one point, every man named Gary was a baby and was introduced by his parents as "This is my baby, Gary" how fucked up is that shit
No idea if I'm going to wind up actually using this, but in case: cohost.org/aaronj
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
man goes to bertrand russell. says he hates his beard but will not shave it. russell says "treatment is simple. great barber pagliacci is in town. he will shave all men (and only those men) who will not shave themselves." man bursts into tears. "but bertrand,"
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
Me when yesterday was a US holiday and I wake up to 0 emails: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me when yesterday was a UK holiday and I wake up to 1857019389075 emails: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
as a man the best feeling in the world is sitting down with a snack and realizing you have never read the wikipedia page for whatever the snack is
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
I told my old therapist that I had a hard time telling him things that would disappoint him, because I cared a lot about what he thought of me.
He asked what I needed to start to release that fear of judgment.
Aaron Jacobs retweeted
Really wonderful tale of how we made IMPs reliable: alexmckenzie.weebly.com/seek…



















