𝕵𝖆𝖞乂 🦇

i was poor af in school and needed sexual relief. i had no money for hotel so i couldn’t even waste my time wooing a girl because it would lead nowhere. it would only make me hornier. then one day, i took a small cacatin container, washed it well until that minty smell was gone and filled it up with nivea and told my guy i wanted to stroll to faculty of arts to use wifi to download movies. he said he wanted to follow me to use the wifi too and from unilag gate, we took cab to faculty of arts. when we got there, i told him i wanted to use the toilet and he just laughed and said he saw me filling up the container with cream and called me a useless boy. he followed me upstairs and stood outside so he’ll text me when someone was entering the toilet. the wifi wasn’t reaching the toilet stalls properly and my visual tools kept on buffering. he turned on his hotspot for me. there’s no situation more embarrassing than this and he still lent me a hand. i will never forget this.