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@_jefe5

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 New Orleans, LA
Joined November 2015
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Ordered 20 McNuggets from Uber Eats
marlonhumphrey.eth
@marlon_humphrey14h
What yall having for dinner tonight?
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They think normal people with brains are their fans ?
yoxic
@yoxicsOct 25
Yonna was freaked out after being approached by a grown man who got overly excited to see her in person 😭
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Nigga tried to go to the titanic using a ps4 controller bruh lol
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KD sending love to JDub and Cason Wallace after their injuries 🙏🏾
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Coach was tryna make her a starter 😂😂
Bandii@BandiiBandiOct 27
Signed my daughter up for basketball, and now we not going, because the coach texted my phone about stuff that’s not basketball related 😒😭
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Find you two YNs and make sure your gap coverage ready 😂😂
RR@thegirlrennOct 26
I want a new car & everybody keep telling me to trade my car in but my carnote alr $700 😂
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NFL
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BREAKING: Colts trading guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks for a 2027 3rd-round pick and a 2028 5th-round pick. (via @rapsheet, @adamschefter)
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The Miami Heat are considering trading Bam Adebayo for A’ja Wilson. (Via @ChrisBHayne)
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Johnny dang a never be poor because the education system is really this ass . 💀 he forever have a group to make money off
jasmine 🦋@jasmilianoOct 26
How are lab grown diamonds real diamonds ? Im so confused
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Can you name me 10 better? 5? All time btw
Pure Hoops ™️@purehoops35Sep 19
Peak KD
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Bruh this insane
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@PootOnHaOct 26
U can always tell who eat booty
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That’s what happens when you win your superbowl and forget you still have a schedule left to play my boy 😂
KP🇹🇹
@kpwthegoodtakeOct 26
We was on top of the world 💔
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You can’t even get no good shit with food stamps. The price for 300 should be $100 now
Rell🥀💔@brionna_danicaOct 26
Lmao I don’t sell no stamps cus it’s no way everything in the world went up and y’all still want mfs to do half 😭 if u think out yo rabbit ass mine u getting $300 of my stamps for $150 go kill yo self 😭 go spend yo $300 in the store & see how far it get u
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Gazetory
@gazetoryOct 26
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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Caddix responded Caleb Williams’ $11K NFL fine, saying the Bears QB bought the cleats himself and has no endorsement deal with the brand. The brand will also cover the fine. 📸: Getty via: Linkedin
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And what does any of that have to do with you lol
Princess Morbucks@youngbenji___Oct 25
Y’all have sex with strangers Literally people yall know nothing about ….get pregnant Keeep the baby & complain ALLLLL DAYYY LONG 😩
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Son, do you see those right hands she’s throwing? Strict bricks.
Knockout
@knockoutsxOct 24
Claressa Shields made MMA look EASY despite being a BOXER 🤯🥊
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Praying for jdubb 🙏🖤
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Pre made food on the same level as cooked from scratch low key
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Marlon Humphrey vs Jamar Chase and Tee Higgins 🫩
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