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Joined September 2009
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Replying to @wmsmediaonx
I like when she calls Laura Linney a "Wolf Bitch"
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Ruth Langmore deserves a mention…
Favorite line delivery of the last decade?
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if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER
Blueface almost leaked his d!ck while he was cleaning it with a towel before throwing the towel into the crowd.😭😭😐 The girl who caught the "d!ckmatized" towel was very happy 😭😭. Is this what girls in Colorado do??
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You. You think you can get soup? / S07E06 The Soup Nazi #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism
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BYE 😩😩😩
I bet he was like this
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oh well.
They’ll put Robert Pattinson in your ass if you’re not careful
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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When I’m president imma make sucking dick illegal
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Whenever my friends plan something and I’m not available 😀😀
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No it just means you’re a suspect sista
2 niggas passed away that I fucked so that mean I’m down 2 bodies πŸ₯³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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thinking this was the end of the stepdaughter storyline then realizing she was even WORSE than her mom… 😭✌🏾
20 years ago, Nora died in β€œDesperate Housewives”
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β€œI want to always have it in front of me so I can memorise itπŸ₯Ίβ€ I can’t teach you everything
accidentally sent him a screenshot where he saw his number isn’t saved 😭
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Wisteria Lane was a gateway to hell literally every crime happened there
agora uma das cenas mais satisfatΓ³rias de dh
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Zaire Williams thought Austin Reaves was Luka Doncic: β€œ50 BALL!!” Austin Reaves: β€œI’m the wrong white person.” 😭😭😭
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this verse alone solidifies her spot
Kandi Burruss has been nominated for the 2027 Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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arthur was my favourite on the king of queens. his outbursts used to have me cracking up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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mother of gay son AND thot daughter ❀️
An appreciation post for our favorite redhead ❀️
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I WAS GAY WHEN YOU PUNCHED ME
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Boogie said:
DeMarcus Cousins says the Timberwolves should go after Anthony Davis: Cousins: β€œHe can provide everything Rudy Gobert does.” Chandler Parsons: β€œRudy is a 4x DPOY.” Boogie: β€œAllegedly.” (via @RunItBackFDTV)
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