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diva x all I do is post about love island x

Joined September 2019
laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
When your life isn’t brilliant and your love isn’t pure #thetraitors #celebritytraitors
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These faithful are gonna be so embarrassed once they realise who the traitors are 💀 #CelebrityTraitors
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laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
that rat bitch jolene did this
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laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life & a calm nervous system.
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If the Euro Millions jackpot is under 50 million I refuse to buy a ticket as I feel the prize pot is beneath me. I've got £14 in my bank account
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Julia made sense, they’re a couple and they’ve been voted bottom TWICE. We’re gonna lose Ellie because these people think it’s friendship island 😭 #loveislanduk
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laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat
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laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
why are men always spitting in public. why do you have so much drool in your mouths all the time. why does it have to now be everyone’s problem
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laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
I’m actually kinda sad we never got to see Hannah after the first Toy Story film. She was such a diva with her cunty bob and tea parties.
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laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable
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Not what I expected when I viewed my camera roll after my chemical romance at Anfield
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laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage. Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years. Bank: Doesn’t count.
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laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.
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How tf can you NOT know your breath stinks?? Can’t you taste it??????? I can’t STAND when my mouth doesn’t taste fresh
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I just don’t have sympathy for Jasmine #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland
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laura🪩🍒🤍♊️ retweeted
7 years on and Ovie still crosses my mind every casa amor, he really was one of a kind #loveisland #loveislanduk
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I’ve become a Facebook mum because Jasmine is absolutely wrong for all of this. There is absolutely no issue with her getting to know someone else but she is lyinggggggggg #loveislanduk #loveisland
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Should have been Mica but I’ll take Lola. Their scam can’t go unnoticed #loveisland #loveislanduk
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