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lisandro 💫

@_lisandroo

🇸🇻 🏳️‍🌈 He/him/él

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Joined January 2011
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we should have halloween a couple times a year. the people need to dress up like this more often
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I love Halloween, wdym you’re an Anti-Fairy from The Fairly OddParents? 🪄🔮 🦇
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this country is so embarrassing 😭
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@PopCraveOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” in Port Huron, Michigan.
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أهلك والناس إذا حطيت نفسك أولوية
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$!l@$@sijrlasOct 17
when im chopped im chopped but when im tea im tea
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@ricblursOct 6
due to personal reasons i need more money
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@GianmarcoSoresiOct 6
Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”
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@HQNewsNowOct 6
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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Grace@graceyldnOct 5
I am not in the mood for this tbh
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@SkyNewsOct 5
Russian lab worker 'dies of suspected plague' as 200 under observation trib.al/urO4BTO
US 'closely monitoring' after Russian laboratory worker 'dies of suspected pneumonic plague'

US 'closely monitoring' after Russian laboratory worker 'dies of suspected pneumonic plague'

Quarantine measures have been put in place after a female researcher at an anti-plague institute died of "pneumonia of unknown" origin. Russian authorities have not confirmed her exact cause of death.

news.sky.com
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Everyday I care a little less
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I want it, I got it
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What do people like about pretzels? I don’t understand
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I can’t believe watching the housewives helps pull me out of a creeping depression
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skand 🪔@binarySmith18Sep 20
you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six
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this healed something in me
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@ToonHiveSep 16
‘Bob The Builder’ has returned to stop-motion animation for the first time in 18 years in a new commercial.
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.@gardenpantySep 12
Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk:
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La Rata 🐀@CleverSafoSep 12
Welcome Gugu Gaga
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@nypostSep 12
Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky spotted with newborn baby for first time since surprise announcement trib.al/7hcJJ3B
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g@34rthsSep 10
You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour
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ra@ramaschleSep 10
Tampoco quieren laburar, emociona
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@AlertaNews24Sep 10
🇵🇱 | Robots impulsados por IA organizan protesta en Polonia contra la sustitución de trabajadores humanos por IA.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Los robots no organizaron esta protesta de forma autónoma. Fue un evento organizado por humanos de la iniciativa Democratism y la empresa Delta Robots para promover el debate sobre regulaciones de IA que protejan empleos humanos. Los lemas se emitieron por altavoces. notesfrompoland.com/2026/09/08/rob… latestly.com/social-viral/f…
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you guys are brave for calculating your concert spending totals. that number is between me, my credit card and God
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Making yourself laugh is important
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