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Everything I tweet brings my family great shame. Frequent non-contributor of https://xitter.gq/t.co/FPY8bzIqdv

Joined January 2009
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Going so woke you'll need to break out the Wingdings font for my pronouns
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Congratulations, Massachusetts, our two-year television reprieve from whatever is going on up in New Hampshire has begun. We've made it.
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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People used that Padme meme so much they forgot what actually was said in that scene
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When it happened in the manga, I had a hunch. Seeing it now in the anime, I know for sure. Magna is Yūki Tabata's favorite #blackclover
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Wasting my company's AI tokens having it go through my chats to see if these people want to smash or what
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Me 'n who?
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Don't you dare try to insult Always Sunny
Yall can’t convince me a show with an all white cast in 2026 is the funniest thing ever
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The thing about sitting alone at a bar is that you are left with nothing besides hearing bits of all the conversations and you gotta basically channel surf to see what's good
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My favorite thing is when I see an Instagram story that says "Don't skip! Post [some thing]" and I skip the hell out of it. Captions aren't the boss of me
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So the fact Gyro uses steel balls and the race is called the Steel Ball Run is just a weird coincidence, huh?
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Did I really just see a trailer about Lee Harvey Oswald and why Jack Ruby shot him?
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People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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I thought that was the Janitor
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas have been cast in ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5.
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Some SNL cast member just lost an easy role in next weekend's cold open
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy
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It's all bait, I know, but people legit out here tweeting as if Korra herself killed their dog
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Fox News: But the bigger story is, if they had evidence of how the interaction went, why didn't they release it earlier
The @kellyclarkson tapes are OUT! And guess what? The footage shows NO evidence of her being disparaged. What it DOES show is her looking at the bird, staff assisting otherS, and Kelly having an outburst as she leaves - and other customers clearly uncomfortable by her conduct.
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Hey @McDonalds , who the hell do you think you are? Like I haven't been running up point on this for years?
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There's nothing scarier than finding out I have a 9 year old hiding in my house
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