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Mollie

@_mollcano

should’ve been bullied in high school

Joined May 2015
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i need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center
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this is one of my fave jokes of all time
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jame
@kloogans3 Apr 2022
ur honor are u mad at me
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i love watching ghost hunting videos. couldn’t care less if they’re fake. having the time of my life
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⚡️Important resource ⚡️ Ukrainians put together a list of resources on how foreigners can help. There are all reputable organizations doing good work. Spread far and wide: ukrainewar.carrd.co/
Russia-Ukraine War: Info and ways to help

Russia-Ukraine War: Info and ways to help

Resources and donation links to help Ukraine withstand Russia's armed aggression.

ukrainewar.carrd.co
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Male birth control exists, it’s called having a podcast.
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hot girls are terrible at smash bros
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Variety
@Variety7 Jan 2022
“There’s a line I improvised in the movie, looking at [Tobey Maguire and Tom Holland] and I tell them I love them,” says Andrew Garfield. “That was just me loving them.” bit.ly/3JQqU8P
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would u choose dinner with machine gun kelly or $38.26
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Paul Rudd as Bobby Newport in parks and recreation. Text: Hey, Ben, have you ever been to space?

ALT Paul Rudd as Bobby Newport in parks and recreation. Text: Hey, Ben, have you ever been to space?

Text: you should check it out. seriously.

ALT Text: you should check it out. seriously.

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Image from out of context parks and rec (@nocontextpawnee)
Image from out of context parks and rec (@nocontextpawnee)
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i put a spell on you💫
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Soo...Breonna Taylor has gotten a law, a magazine cover, a tv special, a family wrongful death settlement....everything but the arrests and charges she deserves. All distractions, no real justice.
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my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....
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We're ready to fight to protect Women's rights! #WinForRBG #MarchForOurFuture
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The show mr.meaty was the root of all my problems
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Saying that wearing a mask during a pandemic is "living in fear" is like saying that using oven mitts means you're "afraid" of the oven
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lauren@crglp25 Jun 2020
w/ all of the posts going around about Elijah McClain and how sweet & innocent he was, i just wanna say that black men that are not sweet and innocent deserve to live too. mean, angry, nice, sweet, quiet, loud. a human life is a human life and nothing can justify a murder.
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Know the difference.
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Image from AJ ❄️ (@Levance_)
Image from AJ ❄️ (@Levance_)
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George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.
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