Blicky retweeted
Reading before bed sounds peaceful until the book gets INTERESTING, you tell yourself ONE MORE CHAPTER, and suddenly it's 2 a.m. and your alarm is only FIVE HOURS away.
Blicky retweeted
I LOVE LIVING ALONE i love setting the thermostat to 72 degrees and leaving the door open when i pee and eating all my own groceries
Blicky retweeted
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
Blicky retweeted
Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.




























