Yea I’ll remember this ☝️😂

Hear me out, what if all the players in the NFL were just actors… 👁️

The NFL really thought they were going to have another Tom Brady, with Kirk Cousins 😂

Maybe it’s the east side in me, seeing a child with a black eye and wanting to confront his parents

When Elsa Dutton in 1883 said “Now I see the world through my mother’s eyes” after her husband died and seeing how ugly this world can be, really stuck with me.

Oops pressed me ngl

Daughter: *repeating* “what is that?” Me: *crying behind my shades*

Parents talked so much about doing things when I was a kid. I didn’t talk so much about doing it for my kid. I did it

I really did that

My family has always been my closest friends.

Does ebt work at the fair?

I’ve recently found, women that read are superiorly more intelligent.

It’s like déjà vu, seeing people post the same dumb things they’ve been doing for years

Single-handedly might take out a whole competitor 🫡