she/it - 26 - femme lesbian - actually 3 to 4 women on any given day (🔞)

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Joined March 2018
girlfriend's dog got groomed today and i can't take him seriously he looks so stupid
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In the club just taking damage
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Played LCD soundsystem for my little cousin for the first time & he said “You can tell he had a lot of buttons in front of him when he made this song.”
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That's just soliloquyslop. You only like it because it translates human interiority into a dramatic register
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(several beers in) bring out the losing dogs!
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superfunvacation
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gm! 😠❤️
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(Trying to pretend like I’ve read Don Quixote but mixing him up with Machiavelli and also getting a lot of other stuff wrong in my head) Well basically the point of the book is you gotta do what you gotta do
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Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls
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i'm zorking it
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Martini the fennec fox kit has started making daily appearances outside of her nest box! 😍
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Woke new day
Imagine J. Jonah Jameson trying really hard to make a headline that doesn't sound transphobic after "Spider-Man" looks like they've been on estrogen for 6 months
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(pointing at TV) That's Homer, he's sort of the ringleader. The hierarchy is actually not super clear but it seems like he and the woman grew the smaller ones somehow
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interstate angel
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catsitter heard movement while he was in bed and he turned on flash to see what it was
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you know when you see someone so attractive you want to get on your knees and tie their boots for them sighhhh
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girls love the big smile i give after they hit me
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Normally in the morning I see between 20 & 30 birds. The other day, hundreds of birds flew into the yard. I don’t know what type they were.
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Emailing an instructor and I dont know if they have a PhD: Good evening Big Dog I hope this message finds you well
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I wish you could do this in real life
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