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Bill Jacobs retweeted
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I’M GIVING AWAY ANOTHER ROLEX ⌚️ Last winner took $10,000 instead of the watch 😂 To enter: ❤️ Like this tweet 🔁 Retweet this tweet Next winner could be you 👊🏽
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
I spent two years working with Stephen Miller. His appointment as White House chief of staff is among the most dangerous personnel decisions in the history of our republic. I say that without reservation.
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
We're giving away a Hogwarts Legacy custom wrapped NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 to celebrate its official release with DLSS 5 🪄 To enter: 🟢 Share this post 🟢 Comment #RTXON Terms and Conditions: nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/con…
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
Tonight, the couch fucks you
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In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
Retweet if you want Abdul El-Sayed to win by an even bigger margin now 🔥
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was endorsed by Vice President Kamala Harris. Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was endorsed by President Barack Obama. Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was endorsed by Michigan Senator Gary Peters. Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was endorsed by Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin. Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was endorsed by Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer. Repost this everywhere. Take the narrative back.
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BREAKING: A reporter asked Donald Trump, “Since you’re accusing Abdul El-Sayed of being in the Muslim Brotherhood because of his mom, does that mean you’re in the KKK because your dad got arrested at a Klan rally?” to which Trump stared for a few seconds, frowned, and said, “No."
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
This is permanently in my top 5 video clips of all time. Gets me every time
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
amen. sometimes u slip up a lil and shove a gal down on a hard garage floor with ur big nfl body. happens 2 the best of us. and pls don't forget, he's damn good at picking up yardage even when blocked early in the backfield so you can't rly factor violence against women into this story.
#Packers HC Matt LaFleur on RB Josh Jacobs’ return: “I think a lot of times you get in a situation where you might not make the right decision. I think people learn from their mistakes. He’s extremely remorseful. I do believe he is a good person. I’ve been around him quite a bit. I believe in second chances.”
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Elon Musk is trying to buy this Senate seat in Texas. He wants our land, he wants our water, and he wants his own personal U.S. senator. He’s trying to buy Texas. But on November 3rd, we’ll deliver a clear message to the world’s first trillionaire: Texas is not for sale.
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can’t selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say. But that’s exactly what the Trump Administration is doing to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota. To understand why this is so appalling, it’s important to know the facts. Congresswoman Omar came to this country with her father when she was 12 years old. Five years later, her father became a naturalized citizen. If Ilhan had been 18 at the time, she would have had to apply for citizenship separately. But because she was 17, she became a naturalized citizen automatically. Congresswoman Omar went on to graduate from college, work as a community organizer, become the first Somali-American legislator elected to public office in the U.S., and win a seat in Congress. There, she has been one of the Trump Administration’s fiercest critics, which has led the president to repeatedly single her out as someone who he believes does not belong in this country. Now the Administration is actively trying to deport Congresswoman Omar, seemingly based solely on the unsubstantiated theory that she was actually 18 when her father was naturalized, and therefore is not a citizen. Federal agents have raided her home, confiscated personal records, and seized her phone — all to try and uncover a nonexistent smoking gun from 20 years ago that will somehow make their case. Think about that. The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president. And it’s not the first time this has happened. Under President Trump, the Justice Department has repeatedly gone after those he considers his political enemies — from the Attorney General of New York, to the former head of the FBI, to members of the Federal Reserve. In those cases, the prosecutions either stalled or were dismissed for having no basis in law, and the same is likely to happen in this case. But not before Congresswoman Omar’s life has been turned upside down, her legal bills have piled up, and she’s been forced to spend time fighting unsubstantiated charges instead of serving the people of Minnesota. The fact that any president, or any administration, is willing to engage in such transparent efforts to intimidate someone should outrage all Americans, regardless of how they feel about Congresswoman Omar’s political views. Because if this becomes the new normal, there’s no reason to believe it will stop with her — or that future presidents, in either party, won’t do the same.
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
Hey @MLB - wanna get more kids watching baseball? Maybe start with the commercials. Watching the playoffs tonight with my kids and here's the rundown: - Megan Fox selling ED pills in a red bodysuit - The scariest movie trailer you've ever seen - Sydney Sweeney in zero clothes promoting betting on sports Leagues can't figure out why kids don't watch. You don't need a Nickelodeon game. You're not the Savannah Bananas. Just show baseball in a way I can leave on in my house.
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He’s not giving you $5K after the midterms you fucking idiots.
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Bill Jacobs retweeted
🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani reportedly spotted spamming #WeWantDestiny3 in the State of Play Twitch chat. Thoughts on this?
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“Tarik Skubal has been traded”
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Hurts with an awesome throw Was under center, rolled to his left, kept his eyes down the field and hit Wicks on a 50/50 ball about 30/40 yards down the field Great catch by Wicks to come down with it over two defenders
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