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robert graham

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Just give me a pizza, just a little bit's *enough*

Joined July 2011
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"I should have known how much you would love pizza considering it was the first word you ever recognized" - mom to me, casually after 25yrs
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Jake 🇬🇧@jakonianJul 10
"It's all his fault we're spending money on fighting AIDS" is an all-time Biden Banger how have I never seen this before
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@PubWanghafJul 10
“You can be the best man in my wedding but please don’t say anything stupid in your speech” ME:
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The Broadway Beat@BwayBeatNewsJun 12
Tfw you totally understand the pun
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Adam Piron@adam_pironMar 11
what the land sees when you acknowledge it
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@PopCraveMar 11
Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau in new photo.
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SHE SAID YES!!!! 😍 And then she said “I know how great your life is” because she is Stephanie J. Block in Falsettos
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The town in blue is the suburb I grew up in. The town in red is the (richer, whiter) suburb @AOC grew up in. The area in the black circle way down at the bottom is the Bronx.
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@AOC24 Jun 2025
Replying to @AOC
Also, I’m a Bronx girl. You should know that we can eat Queens boys for breakfast. Respectfully.
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Matt Slater
@slater4ny24 Jun 2025
Replying to @michaeljknowles @AOC
Here's the Yorktown High School '04 yearbook pic. Friends Road looks nothing like the Bronx.
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Replying to @AOC
LOL, you grew up in northern westchester, went by the name of Sandy and graduated from Yorktown High School. This sure doesn't look like the Bronx. Where are the community notes when you need them?
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big bird talking before class: "hi kids, today we're going to learn about wage theft. record breaking profits without any increase in worker wages is called: wage theft."

ALT big bird talking before class: "hi kids, today we're going to learn about wage theft. record breaking profits without any increase in worker wages is called: wage theft."

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Tom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_26 Feb 2025
first replacement cast of “death becomes her” should be kristin and idina
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antonia@thebirthofvnus29 Jan 2025
the vibe i bring to the function
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Today, ICE carried out an unconstitutional raid in Newark, detaining lawful U.S. citizens, including a veteran who served our country, without a warrant. This is a flagrant violation of New Jersey's laws, our residents' rights, and the Constitution. Full statement below:
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Dan White@atdanwhite4 Jan 2025
Help
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April Clark@autogynefiles5 Dec 2024
I swear this movie has come out every six months for the last four years
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@DiscussingFilm3 Dec 2024
New poster for ‘SNOW WHITE’ In theaters on March 21.
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Making shirts that say “I got my daddy’s temper and my mommy’s absolutely perfect tits”
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Carey O'Donnell@ecareyo21 Aug 2024
My mom any time we left her estranged sister’s house
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Tom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_21 Aug 2024
she looks like kermit and miss piggy’s baby
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johnny maga
@johnnymaga21 Aug 2024
Michelle Obama: "We don't have the benefit of generational wealth" Just one of Michelle Obama's houses:
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Just to re-cap: - our former president was shot - our current president was couped And while we’ve barely seen our president’s face for a week, a foreign leader that literally owns our government is addressing our Congress… Who is couping our government? Who is running our government? And why aren’t Americans losing their sh-t?
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Biden’s note is so powerful
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