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Joined March 2010
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Dos pilotos salvan a una petarda millonaria en su jet y la muy zorra los premia difamándolos. En su anécdota quedaba más dramático que los pilotos estaban histéricos, llorando, y que casi la palma. Peero... Resulta que hay grabaciones y es mentira. youtube.com/watch?v=iuerNXkZ…
Jennifer Lawrence recalls her traumatic plane incident involving double engine failure and explains why she’s terrified of flying. She says one engine went out and they were making an emergency landing, then the other engine went out. She says the pilot knew they were going to die, they were crying, and she started leaving voice messages for her friends and family. “one engine went out and then we were making an emergency landing because we only had one engine and then I was flying with a family friend and he was being really like strong like he was my guy and then he was like trying to make me laugh and was like you know that everything's okay because you can still hear the other engine like we're f—ked, if the plane goes silent like we're f—ked and as soon as he said that, I knew it would happen. And then it went silent. And then I was like, "The other engine went out, Robbie. The other engine went out." And then he like just slowly turned away from me and was like, "I know it did." And like looked out the window. He knew that we were going to die. I mean, the pilots knew we were going to die. Like the whole cockpit was lit up, lights, sirens. Like the pilots were crying. Like we were just we were going to die. then we were like getting closer and closer and I was kind of trying to leave like voice messages for like my friends and family like I had such a nice life don't worry about it”
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RT si crees que España no debe organizar el mundial 2030 junto con Marruecos.
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LoL Classic.
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Ahora lo entiendo, Argentina simplemente se confundió de deporte en la final del mundial.
Se llama Fútbol Gaelico y se juega en Irlanda. El Mayo GAS se coronó campeón hoy tras 75 años y con este golazo agónico de contragolpe. Momentazo.
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Le puse música a la final del mundial y a las conspiraciones de los argentinos, y me salió este temazo 🔥🔥🔥 ¡Compartidlo con la fuerza de todos los españoles!
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Las fases del argentino promedio durante el mundial
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Se está hablando muy poco del selfie de Raya y Porro con el emoji de un camello jajsbsj es el mejor vestuario de la historia.
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Es como ver la Mona Lisa siendo pintada 🐱🇪🇸
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También es verdad que aquí en el siglo XXI son más frecuentes los mundiales que los apagones
los españoles hicieron más quilombo cuando se les cortó la luz que siendo campeones del mundo
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🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
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Football won
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Entrevistador: ¿crees que la España de 2010 le ganaría a la Argentina actual? Xavi: sí Entrevistador: ¿por cuánto? Xavi: 1-0 Entrevistador: ¿solamente? Xavi: la mayoría ya tenemos más de 40 años
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ESPAÑA ES VIGENTE CAMPEONA DEL MUNDO MASCULINA. ESPAÑA ES VIGENTE CAMPEONA DEL MUNDO FEMENINA. ESPAÑA ES VIGENTE CAMPEONA CONTINENTAL. ESPAÑA ES VIGENTE CAMPEONA OLÍMPICA. NO BUSQUEN PRECEDENTES DE ESTE HISTÓRICO POKER. NO EXISTEN. ❤️🇪🇸
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Lo que está claro es por qué los argentinos se cagaron y no quisieron jugar la Finalissima.
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Messi when he gets the ball on the right wing
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un Beso y una Flor 🇪🇦
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GANÓ EL FÚTBOL. A MAMARLA
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