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Replying to @firagawalkwthme
Enjoy your death trap, gentleman
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The least-enforced rule in the game.
Replying to @CFCFico
Bonus: The 6-Second Rule for Goalkeepers – Before 2000, goalkeepers could hold onto the ball for as long as they wanted. The 6-second rule was introduced to speed up the game and reduce time-wasting.
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It’s Always Sunny is like the least woke show ever it’s first episode is literally:
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
It’s Always Woke in Philadelphia and Woke Elementary are having a crossover? Can’t wait!
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His head has completely gone
If Notts Forest are 4th and Bournemouth are 5th, football has fallen. This is what happens when you overload the market with foreigners who sell snake oil. Don’t believe the nonsense. Nobody can defend anymore. It’s a game for homos’s. 👍
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City need Allardyce at this rate.
One win in the last 11 games for Man City 🤯📉
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Images that precede unfortunate events
See you tomorrow, Blues 💙
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Today's Merseyside derby at Goodison Park has been postponed due to adverse weather conditions. Full details to follow.
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There is no Premier League London team playing outside of London today
Premier League markets itself as the ultimate international competition London its main hun Situation at main London station for one of the games of the season Euston is a farce
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It nearly went out for a fucking throw in
am i the only one who thinks this is so over hated like they act like it’s an open goal
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It can't be one rule for one and one rule for another. The farmers who drove tractors at the police need to be arrested and charged. The just oil protesters got prison sentences for less. Or this will literally be two-tier policing.
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‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ by @MariahCarey re-enters the top 20 of the Spotify global chart at #19 (+27) with 3.03 million streams.
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Spare a thought for Grover Cleveland, whose career as an answer in a pub quiz died tonight.
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Leeds:
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To those saying comments like "oh good more money for those who contribute nothing" - check ur facts! 40% of UC claimants are the working poor others are carers, have disabilities or illness, & some who don't have work, want it. A little more compassion & less judgement wouldn't hurt.
Just spotted.... this is a good change for benefits recipients, deductions can be soul-destroying. #budget "Caps deductions made through Universal Credit at 15% of the standard allowance. Before this Budget, it was 25%... approximately 1.2 million households will keep more of their Universal Credit payment each month, with households expected to be better off by an average of over £420 a year"
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I approve of AI being used for making shit like this and shit like this only
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I don’t think Everton’s problem is that they don’t boo Ashley Young enough
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Gigs and Tours waking up at 2pm: "Oh shit that was today?!"
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