she/her | insta: sydneyfoster_ 🍰
Kamloops, British Columbia
Joined March 2011
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Ur wcw works fulltime and can barely keep $500 in her bank acct b/c she spends money like Hugh Hefner is her sugardaddy, it's me, I'm ur wcw – at Thompson-Nicola P (Rivers and the Peaks), British Columbia
Sydney Foster retweeted
the hottest people of our time are wasting away in careers in medical device sales
Sydney Foster retweeted
Day in the life of a NYC finance bro:
- wake up at 7am thinking it’s “early”
- text “gm” to 25 girls (never actually met any of them)
- catch up on 10+ group chats
- hit up the gym 8-9am
- roll into the office at 9:30-10
- tell 5 interns to make *one* power point
- send 5 emails (max 6)
- ignore the 25 girls so they think you’re “busy”
- tweet something vague about WalMart “multiples” to sound smart
- hit up the local slop bowl center for a $25 lunch
- roll back into the office
- 1-2 more Emails
- text “sorry I was really busy today” to 25 girls
- go home and tweet racist takes from a burner with 300 followers calling girls fat
- swipe hinge for 3 hours and post a screen shot for clout
- quick parlay / jerk off
- sleep
Sydney Foster retweeted
been thinking about this tweet while driving around my hometown a lot lately
Dream life fr
If you’re fat and stressed, allow me to share a helpful schedule I’ve learned about in Paris.
8am: wake
8:02: cigarette
8:05: fresh croissant
8:15: double espresso. 2nd and 3rd cigarettes
9-9:30: work
9:30-10: cigarettes 4&5
10-11:30: work
11:30-2pm: lunch of cheese, ham, different cheese, cigarettes 6 thru 9, wine, small dessert
2-3: work
3-3:45: cigarettes 10&11, double espresso, small bit of bread
3:45-4:30: work
4:30-11: walk 6 miles to meet friends, dinner of steak, fries, a bottle of wine, cigarettes 12 thru 18, dessert cheese, and then walk 6 miles home.
It takes discipline, but you too could change your life with a little effort.
Sydney Foster retweeted
a lot of witches are wholesome nerds and a lot of religious people are soulless hypocrites
Sydney Foster retweeted
After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys
Sydney Foster retweeted
Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been
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