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only on love island will you hear a man proudly say “i’m the type of guy who if you gotta stop to tie your shoes ill wait for you”

about to change the password to all of my streaming accounts because you HEATHENS can’t use the damn guest profile and are messing up my precious algorithms !!!!!

i was put on this earth to float in a pool and listen to steely dan

i swear every straight edge person i met in college just waited until they graduated to start drinking what’s up with that

i love watching movies with my friends

can someone check my settings and see if autonomy is turned off?

is there a 420 friendly quiznos around here

✅ stepped in dog poop first thing in the morning ✅ discovered my car got hit and run’d making good progress on my rva bucketlist today

gen z friend just claimed tiktok made somebody to call my lover - janet jackson famous. i’m gonna lose it

im ready for the mid-off. go noles

santa tell me if he really CAREEEEEESSSSS

the frozen vegan section at food lion keeps shrinking…. we used to have like 3 doors… now we don’t even have a full one </3

i’m failing no psychic damage sunday

football 💔