Every single shift this week has had an unpaid break deducted from it but I haven't actually taken a single break so they owe me like 3hrs pay. This happens every week and I'm sick and tired of it
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can a guy with heavy dark circles and a full time job truly be moe in these trying times
Ghosts of button house is a genuinely incredible film, I've never laughed so much in the cinema before
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uk public: hi can u make groceries cheaper pls and maybe bring down energy bills?
parliament, in all their infinite wisdom: having a wank is banned forever and ur kids cant play video games with their friends
Guys how do you buy mens trousers that fit properly all of mine are too big now and I hate clothes shopping
There’s an easy cure for this and it’s called medieval peasant-maxxing. You need to be building fires and playing festive carols. You need to be taking long walks, learning crafts and listening to stories read aloud. You need to be loading up on cheese and breads and pies.
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Well. Happy guy Fawkes night to us in the U.K. . Watching all the loud fireworks . To celebrate the fact. He tried blowing. Up parliament but. Stood here wishing someone would blow up. My pussy!!! Love Belinda. XXx
Ongoing shrimpvestigations (and a bonus shot of 1 fish checking out the situation) into the new marimo
Ordered some moss balls for the shrimpies because I read that they like to graze on them and therefore they must have that opportunity. Anything for my bugs
The new kobo update nuked my library so I'm trying to restore it 😭😭😭 why do devices always reset on me. My steam deck did this yesterday T_T


























