Tomo

If you don’t post about your pregnancy every day on social media are you even pregnant?🤷🏽‍♂️

So this girl who has a fella has started following me on Instagram and starting speaking to me and asked me to take her out for food, and girls say lads are snakes😂😂😂😂😂😂

People want you to do good but just not better then them lol

What annoys me the most about Christmas you have them people who have to take photos of all there presents and put all over Snapchat, I don’t wanna see your £150 pound trainers what your mums bought you Hun

Don’t get why people are so shocked when I tell them that I don’t drink lol

seeing that so many people my age are getting married and having kids just makes me realise how delighted I am that I’m not getting married and having kids

Why is it hard not to waste your money of shit what you don’t need🌚

somebody else will if you don't

nah for real though if you leave your dog in a car in hot weather then you’re a dickhead

Am I the only person who doesn’t give a fuck about football😂

mad how much of a bad mood I get in when I’m proper hungry and haven’t eaten for hours

always feel like a proper weirdo for being bothered about stuff that I 100% shouldn’t be worried about lol

it shit when people don't realize how much you care about them

Are you even a car guy if you have car parts in your bedroom?🤷🏻‍♂️

So I’ve just told a girl my dog is better looking than her she’s blocked me, well I wasn’t expecting that😂

people who have their phone on full brightness permanently scare me