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Matt Townsend

@_townsend

Film Student. Large head, alien feet and a strange sense of humour.

 Cape Town
Joined April 2009
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Stephen King
@StephenKing18 Jul 2016
STRANGER THINGS is pure fun. A+. Don't miss it. Winona Ryder shines.
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Tim Peake
@astro_timpeake3 Apr 2016
Lovely pass-by #SouthAfrica today - still in awe of @eddieizzard running 27 marathons across that stretch of land!
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Jean Smyth@JeanSmyth18 Feb 2016
Mayor Patricia de Lille confirms that @elonmusk has agreed to open a Tesla office in @capetown. #TurnForGood @Laureus_sa
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Woolworths profit rises up to 35% as food sales increase bloom.bg/1mXuaDu
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Cape Town@allcapetown16 Dec 2015
RT @pieterft: @LionsHeadCPT
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LET your kids experience the joy of a new puppy by shitting everywhere and stealing their shoes. (via @GinBroguesHats)
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Apple Music
@AppleMusic18 Aug 2015
New from @CHVRCHES, "Never Ending Circles." #EveryOpenEye coming soon and we can't wait. apple.co/EveryOpenEye
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In case you missed it: Cape Town confirmed to have world-class drinking water bit.ly/1GOx6ZP
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i just gave a lady on the train a envelope with a uncooked sausage inside of it because she was being such a good mum to her son xox
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Trevor Noah
@Trevornoah15 Dec 2014
South Africa has the most beautiful woman in the world... Nah, nah, nah nah, nah.
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Of course @CapeTown edged out #Vancouver and #Venice to take top place! ow.ly/FAk1P via @TelegraphTravel
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Hearing an echo of your own voice on the phone and contemplating never speaking again
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i am curled up outside of the school near my house and i am pretending to be a puppy and all of the children are stroking my hair xox
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Feeling utterly devastated when you say to the barman "I think this guy was next" and you're not thanked
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Tara Townsend@TTownsy19 Nov 2013
Check out new work on my @Behance portfolio: "Mascara Design" be.net/gallery/Mascara-Desig…
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Jimmy Carr
@jimmycarr27 Oct 2013
There’s debate about why we put the clocks back, but it’s so the dark evenings signal to British people they can start drinking earlier.
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C@dutyofclare4 Oct 2013
Replying to @IworryTrade
@iworrytrade here in @CapeTown for the #marchforelephants with my cuz! @_townsend #1every15 – at Cape Town, South Africa
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you are a witch harry. i am a what xox
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if you want people to think you are a sensitive deaf guy then this is the badge for you xox picturesthatigoneanddone.com…
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