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@_two_goats

Messinaldo and Lewa fan Semi-retired from posting

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Joined March 2025
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Came back to a Messi dagger 😭❤️
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#985🇵🇹
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#983🇵🇹
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Now that I think about it, has he played well against any fullback that can defend?
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@TheHateCentral2Oct 25
Lamine Abysmal vs Real Madrid Gravity. 💫
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“Consume the sport” FC strikes again
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ts counts as 4 G/A on sofascore and his fans wonder why he isnt rated among ppl who consoom the sport
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Randoms will tell you he has "low standards" 😭 xitter.gq/RMCF_World/status/5289…
Tarikic 911 (@RMCF_World) profile pictureTarikic 911@RMCF_World2 Nov 2014
لم يسجل كريستيانو رونالدو هاتريك او سوبر هاتريك في اخر 4 مباريات #قلق
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Does that deadass say "Headed Chance Creation" 😭 xitter.gq/TotalmenteCR7/status/2…
Mauro🍃 (@TotalmenteCR7) profile pictureMauro🍃@TotalmenteCR7Oct 18
Cristiano Ronaldo - Headed Playmaking & Chance Creation
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He left the defender no chance 😭
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He's deadass gonna drop 40 goals in 2026 😭
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Maradona’s obese, substance-addicted, incarcerated ass was doing lines of cocaine off an underage prostitute’s body at this age and the dirty Zionist shekel picker Andrew thinks he’s better than THIS
🇵🇸 (@TotalLM10i) profile picture🇵🇸@TotalLM10iOct 12
When 39 year old Messi says I'm not losing >>>
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.@_two_goatsOct 11
This guy is NOT 39 years old 😭
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This guy is NOT 39 years old 😭
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MESSSSIIIIIII WHAT A FINISH
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#980🇵🇹
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.@_two_goatsOct 7
Mt. Rushmore of Messi’s int performances:
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Mt. Rushmore of Messi’s int performances:
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Seeing all these sad Messi edits is depressing as fuck
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