313. God fearing. chaotic good. UMich alum. MGP alum. rest easy dad. black lives matter. 🇳🇬

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Joined May 2009
I’m prolly gon be 30 and still be surprised y’all getting pregnant – at Austin, TX
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I love spending money on people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 thats probably my #1 love language. Gift giving! Love making a mf smile fasure.
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I genuinely refuse to go to bed without putting perfume on. I need to set the mood before I go to sleep lol
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recorded a whole driving range session today and was out of frame the entire time lmao
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do yall think food magically appears on the dinner table??? the village is indeed…
Correct me if I’m wrong but does paying for Thanksgiving food defeat the purpose of the holiday? At that point you just ordering food?
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That man is not going to leave you, he’s just going to cheat on you, neglect you and abuse you until you leave him so don’t wait…. leave today!
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aunt viv retweeted
“I’ll just stay home for all that” 2 yrs later: “damn dont nobody wanna cook no more, im tired of pullin up everywhere. Holidays Just dont feel the same no more” Lmaoooo oh really? I wonder why
Replying to @gillyorwhatever
People in the comments like “I can just make my own food”. Baby $25 won’t even cover the cheese for the macaroni. Good luck and enjoy!👍🏽
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No $25 for thanksgiving but yall want me to believe yall upgrading your friend flight to first class. Good morning! ❤️
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everyone is saying “then don’t host” then be the first one asking where the cookouts and holiday dinners are. yall have lost yall minds!!! no wonder no one wants yall in their homes anymore
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so let me get this straight…yall don’t want to be the ones to host thanksgiving. you think if the host can’t financially plan it by themselves, they shouldn’t host either. you don’t want to contribute financially. you can’t cook, so you don’t contribute with a full dish. huh???
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“It takes a village” The village:
IDGAF how much groceries are, this is some nasty shit! Everyone contributes by bringing a dish but charging $25? Yea we are cooked
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Your aunts and uncles were giving your grandma money for thanksgiving btw. They just didn’t broadcast it because that’s common sense. Niggas grown as hell acting like children just wanting to show up and eat.
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aunt viv retweeted
They asking yall to send money rather than cook cause YALL CANT! Lmaoo it’s really that simple. The people who can cook will never be asked to bring money. Yall deadass cause make educated inferences lmaoo
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and the internet will try to convince you you’re just being insecure. bitch please lmao
After being micro-cheated on for 2 years which eventually led to being full blown cheated on….let me tell you something- THAT SOCIAL MEDIA SHIT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS 😭
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After being micro-cheated on for 2 years which eventually led to being full blown cheated on….let me tell you something- THAT SOCIAL MEDIA SHIT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS 😭
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If i had the option of bringing a dish or payin $25..im paying 9/10 lol
IDGAF how much groceries are, this is some nasty shit! Everyone contributes by bringing a dish but charging $25? Yea we are cooked
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This is the FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If my dad had a kid or bunch of kids on my mom, I wouldn't want anything to do with them either. Call me cold hearted but its fuck all of you and I wouldn't even respect my father.
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If an unmarried men has 2 baby mamas, you people will never send your kid to visit the other baby mama because you don't care about "siblings having a relationship". It only becomes an issue when a man is married because the point is to stick it to the wife
If you’re going to stay with the man that cheated on you and had kids … you might as well accept the child because you’ve accepted all his other bullshit
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Gary Tyler, a quilt artist who spent decades on death row for a crime he didn’t commit, now has his first solo exhibit at the Grand Rapids Art Museum npr.org/2026/10/21/nx-s1-600…
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