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Philip

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77'er. Rødovre ➡️ Tisvilde ➡️ Esbjerg. Far til 3 (20, 23, 25), morfar til 1 (0). Samfundsnasser af 1. grad. Elsker FCK (B1903).

 Esbjerg, Danmark
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Joined February 2011
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Kære alle på tribunerne når de her ting sker på tribunen. Please stop alle jeres smarte kommentarer, jeres kloge ord om hvordan det i hvert fald kunne gøres bedre og om hvordan det er en fordel eller ulempe for det ene eller andet hold. Bare vær stille, og vent. Tak.
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Actress Shannen Doherty, who became an icon to Gen X fans with her TV and movie roles, has died, People magazine reports. She was 53. cnn.it/3XXqWoM
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you will absolutely not guess the image that accompanies this tweet – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Allister Heath (@AllisterHeath) profile pictureAllister Heath
@AllisterHeath3 Jul 2024
The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07…
The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises

The UK is about to enter a nightmare much darker than anyone yet realises

A Labour landslide with the Lib Dems as the official opposition will turn us into a Left-wing one party state

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That Monday morning feeling...
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This week in 1993: QPR and Man City gave us the absolute worst 20 seconds of association football of all time. We thank these men for their service. Heroes, one and all.
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This is the story of the long road from Brampton to Besiktas — and my two decade journey with the Canadian national team. This is for everyone who believed in me and made this beautiful dream possible. Available for pre-order now. @PenguinCanada @PenguinRandomCA
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#fcklive
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Congratulations! You’re now watching the FALLOUT teaser trailer. Arriving April 12 on @primevideo.

Fallout - Teaser Trailer

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When the annoying kid running around the restaurant finally cracks his head on a table...
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Venlig reminder om, at selvom vi alle er pisse ærgerlige lige nu, behøver man ikke ytre det direkte i Jordans DMs. Eller nogle andre spilleres for øvrigt #fcklive
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I gamle dage var Blok4 det sjoveste superligasted på nettet @KenderDuArne
Randers FC (@Randers_FC) profile pictureRanders FC@Randers_FC20 Oct 2023
Kære @BrondbyIF Vi glæder os til at tage imod jer og jeres fans på søndag ⚽🏟️ Og bare rolig, vi har sat os for at hjælpe jer med at finde Arne, som jeres fans synger om 😉 Efterlysning: Kender du Arne? Vi giver 5 øl/vand til den person, som leder os tættest på Arne. #sldk
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Den far kunne da også bare agere normalt ved at køre i bil til børnehaven, parkere ulovligt og angribe pressen, når det blev afsløret. Ligesom politiets øverste leder.
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"Its puff, puff, pass mate. Not Puff, tell your life story, puff, pass."
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Waitress: “Hows your food?” Me:
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As I reported on @ESPN1000 just now… the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a #WhiteSox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.
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When you get to the front of the line but you’re still not sure what to order...
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When your Mum steps on a piece of Lego after she asked you to clean your room…
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"Lieutenant Dan, you got new Legs."
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When you’re loading up your work emails after the weekend and are mentally preparing yourself to not go on a murderous rampage...
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"I told you it was hunting season Doreen but Nooooo, we had to visit your sisters new place by the lake!"
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