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one constant shit show || ig @alex.j0y

Joined February 2014
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u dumb ass hoes reposting cornell 7 but went to see chris brown not too long ago
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unfollowed someone who said they hate corn dogs do not fuck with me
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what's a lil smoke to a girls lungs in a world that's already burning
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come on gimme things to sort i’m so fucking good at sorting things i want to sort
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Girls with bangs be fixing them in the wind like a fat guy fixing his shirt when he falls
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mexicans would watch a snail race if there was a snail from mexico competing
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Ladies🤔 what would you do if your man ordered from the Skinnylicious menu at Cheesecake Factory?
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I can’t tell who gay and who not everybody in rhinestones
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i don’t trust any man that really likes drake a lot 😭😭😭😭
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Don't forget to look around and appreciate all the little things going right.
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men used to use u for ur body now they use u for ur music taste and swag
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ngl i like men who just watch sports and stay inside
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I need real love in my face
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Waiting for love that feels as comfortable as my alone time xitter.gq/Sixrande/status/201174…
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I’m actually a big fan of women revealing why they broke up with a man. There’s no need to maintain their image.
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You know what.. it’s been way too long since I’ve been in a lazy river. Bitch I love a lazy river!
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who’s hbo max can i borrow for the evening so i can binge the pitt??
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My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming
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Goodbye Deni Avdija
BREAKING: Israeli military will call up 70,000 reserve soldiers
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