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👮‍♂️ It's Hilarious When A Police Officer Thinks That Just Because They "Have Been Doing This For 22 Years" That They Must Be Doing It Right!👮‍♂️ On October 31, 2023, and again on November 20, 2023, a First Amendment auditor with the YouTube channel I.A.M. Free – Inland Auditing Media went to the Washington State Department of Corrections Work Release Office in Port Orchard, WA 98367. He was there to film publicly accessible areas and submit a public records request after tips about issues at the facility. DOC staff confronted him, claimed the state property was effectively private (comparing it to a library), refused full identification at points, and ordered him to leave, saying he needed permission or a pass. Port Orchard Police responded. Officer R. Luke (Badge #720) and Sgt. T. Holden (Trey Holden, Badge #716) arrived. Officers issued a verbal trespass warning, stating that remaining or returning could lead to arrest for criminal trespass under Washington law. They treated the location as subject to exclusion after warning even though it is state/public property. The auditor argued the site is public property, that he was in an accessible area without adequate restrictive signage, and that he was engaged in protected activity. He maintained that arbitrary exclusion for viewpoint or press activity requires proper time/place/manner justification. The DOC employees called higher ups and realized the mistake they were making then withdrew their trespass warning. 👮‍♂️The police sergeant who had bragged of knowing the law after having been on the job for 22 years was proven to be completely wrong about the law. Outcome: No arrest. No public court records or mainstream news reports indicate charges, a formal complaint outcome, or further legal action from this specific incident. ❓Is it appropriate for uncomfortable staff to call police simply because someone is filming and asking for records, with no other disruptive behavior? ❓How often are public areas unrestricted until an employee sees someone walking around filming and then suddenly they're a restricted or secured area?
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ARE YOU HANDING YOUR CHILDREN OVER TO PREDATORS?
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there’s this tiktoker that goes around exposing japanese people who attach tiny cameras to their shoes or bags and record under women’s skirts and the way they react whenever they get caught always kills me
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Dumb that Karen strikes again Refuse to ID
Going To Cash Out… But She Needs To Print My Passport! 🤦‍♂️
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Going To Cash Out… But She Needs To Print My Passport! 🤦‍♂️
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Lmfaooooo imagine you go to go eat something then you get sucked into darkness
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Fancy dress champion 😂
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We hate cops
🚨Watch how little it takes for a former California sergeant to decide a teenager on a quiet Idaho street needs a knee-on-neck response. On June 30, 2024, in Meridian, Idaho, 16-year-old Parks Allen crashed his dirt bike on a residential street after doing a wheelie, hitting a mailbox and injuring his hand and foot. Paramedics took him to the hospital. His brothers—Samson (then 21), Gannon (18), and a younger sibling—arrived, found the bike (neighbors had moved it), and loaded the 200–300 lb motorcycle into the bed of Samson’s pickup to take it home or to the hospital. Meridian Police Officer Bradley Chambers pulled up and ordered them to unload the bike so he could inspect/photograph it for the crash investigation (“That’s not gonna work. Take it out of the truck”). The brothers questioned the order, said it was their property, offered to let him photograph it in the bed, and refused to unload and reload the heavy bike. About a minute into the interaction, Chambers ordered them back, approached Samson from behind, grabbed his arm while yelling “stop resisting,” swept his legs, and took him to the ground. He then pressed a knee into Samson’s neck/upper back for nearly a minute while pointing a Taser at the others who were filming. Samson was arrested and charged with resisting arrest and obstructing. An internal Meridian PD review by the Office of Professional Standards later found the force was within department policy and the law ----- but officials acknowledged it was not best practice for de-escalation and that the knee-on-neck created a “chilling image.” In May 2025 a jury convicted Samson of the misdemeanor charges. He received 3 months of unsupervised probation. An appeal was later upheld. Officer background: Chambers previously served as a sergeant with the American Canyon Police Department in Napa County, California. He joined Meridian PD around 2022. Shortly after the incident (while the internal review was underway), he transferred to the Boise Police Department in September 2024. He left Boise in January 2025 and returned to the Napa County Sheriff’s Office, which rehired him knowing of the Idaho case. ❓Why escalate to a takedown when the dirt bike was already secured and the injured rider was at the hospital? ❓Did the officer forget he was on a residential Idaho street and not on a California gang detail? ❓Was it actually a crime, failing to immediately obey an officer who wanted the bike out of the truck?
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🚨Watch how little it takes for a former California sergeant to decide a teenager on a quiet Idaho street needs a knee-on-neck response. On June 30, 2024, in Meridian, Idaho, 16-year-old Parks Allen crashed his dirt bike on a residential street after doing a wheelie, hitting a mailbox and injuring his hand and foot. Paramedics took him to the hospital. His brothers—Samson (then 21), Gannon (18), and a younger sibling—arrived, found the bike (neighbors had moved it), and loaded the 200–300 lb motorcycle into the bed of Samson’s pickup to take it home or to the hospital. Meridian Police Officer Bradley Chambers pulled up and ordered them to unload the bike so he could inspect/photograph it for the crash investigation (“That’s not gonna work. Take it out of the truck”). The brothers questioned the order, said it was their property, offered to let him photograph it in the bed, and refused to unload and reload the heavy bike. About a minute into the interaction, Chambers ordered them back, approached Samson from behind, grabbed his arm while yelling “stop resisting,” swept his legs, and took him to the ground. He then pressed a knee into Samson’s neck/upper back for nearly a minute while pointing a Taser at the others who were filming. Samson was arrested and charged with resisting arrest and obstructing. An internal Meridian PD review by the Office of Professional Standards later found the force was within department policy and the law ----- but officials acknowledged it was not best practice for de-escalation and that the knee-on-neck created a “chilling image.” In May 2025 a jury convicted Samson of the misdemeanor charges. He received 3 months of unsupervised probation. An appeal was later upheld. Officer background: Chambers previously served as a sergeant with the American Canyon Police Department in Napa County, California. He joined Meridian PD around 2022. Shortly after the incident (while the internal review was underway), he transferred to the Boise Police Department in September 2024. He left Boise in January 2025 and returned to the Napa County Sheriff’s Office, which rehired him knowing of the Idaho case. ❓Why escalate to a takedown when the dirt bike was already secured and the injured rider was at the hospital? ❓Did the officer forget he was on a residential Idaho street and not on a California gang detail? ❓Was it actually a crime, failing to immediately obey an officer who wanted the bike out of the truck?
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“Show me how you did it and I’ll forget that I saw it” proceeds to take the products and make her wash it off. It wasn’t even dangerous stuff. 🫠
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Replying to @OzorNdiOzor
Anything to power trip and dehumanize someone. This is not rehabilitation, this is making sure they hate authorities. Why do cops and people in law enforce make it their sole purpose to just make sure people hate their profession?
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Replying to @OzorNdiOzor
How's about you just forget she had it to begin with...
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Replying to @OzorNdiOzor
He picking at her for no reason.
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You bet they would!
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Autism reversed? 😳🥹
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Curiosity got us here.
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😡Watch how these officers are so sure of themselves, only to be proven wrong six minutes later. 😡One officer literally laughs in the handcuffed mans face when he asks what is the 'reasonable articulable suspicion' that he's committed a crime. On April 18, 2023, Town of Kent (NY) Police Officer Steven Gasparrini and others briefly detained resident Ryan Theodore while he was walking on Warwick Road in his neighborhood. He was stopped after a nearby resident reported a suspicious white male in a hoodie and gray pants via doorbell camera—someone seen entering yards, knocking on doors, and peering in windows amid local theft reports. Theodore mildly matched the description. He refused to identify himself, asked for the reason for the stop, and was handcuffed and placed in a police car for roughly 8 minutes until officers confirmed via photo he was not the person of interest. He was released with no arrest or charges. Town Supervisor Jaime McGlasson reviewed the incident (including bodycam, radio traffic, and interviews) and found no wrongdoing, calling it a valid brief investigative stop. 🔸Theodore posted bodycam footage, filed a complaint, and later sued the town, Gasparrini, Chief Kevin Owens, and others in federal court alleging rights violations. 🔸The case (S.D.N.Y. 7:24-cv-05414) has included discovery and summary judgment motions and is still moving through the system. ❓What rights do you actually have when an officer says “You’re being detained” but won’t clearly state the suspicion? ❓Are doorbell cameras creating a new standard of “reasonable suspicion” that didn’t exist ten years ago? ❓At what point does a “brief investigative detention” become an arrest that requires probable cause?
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No one’s safe. NYPD 114th Precinct
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