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Joined January 2025
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Es curioso como en la escuela los stickers son la mierda más desagradable que existe mientras que los de universidad son:
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this is like saying 'grape' and 'rape' are related because they're only one letter apart, you dunce
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una nena me vio llorando en el colectivo, me dió un pañuelito, me sobó la espalda y se bajo
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My dad has been trying to lose weight for years and he's tried every diet except for the "don't drink 18 beers a day" diet.
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I did not and would never consent to this administration running my fanart through AI and posting it. Can’t even believe I’m saying these words.
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Y’all think I’m joking but I really wrote that shit bro I actually can’t believe this was the method to get me an interview
Applied to some jobs yesterday and in one of them they asked why they should hire me. Didn’t know what to write so I just said “I’m the only one you’ll find with a sense of humour who can do her job right #believeit” thinking it wouldn’t work. They called me for an interview???
