"I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, so I made a list of everything I did and I'm never going to do them again."
To all the tennis girls that are sore: you'll feel better if you work out a little today to get that lactic acid broken up!
Sometimes I find myself feeling bad for Professor Quirrell. That dude just had a really bad wrap. (PUNNY)
"My teacher had to put a ban on speaking Spanish in the classroom." #westprobs
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"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." #BestHarryPotterQuotes
I'm starting this year off by giving everyone a clean slate. No preconceived notions about people or grudges. Let's see how this goes.


