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abuja rn lagos later
Joined January 2022
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
this one go first kill the person wey do the ayeta for you before e kpai you
رشاش M134 يطلق حتى 6 آلاف طلقة في الدقيقة، ومع الطلقات المضيئة تشوف النيران طالعة كأنها أشعة ليزر.. مشهد وصوت مرعب! 🔊
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
Instead of them to tell us why seyi makinde is better than Tinubu, they are telling us seyi is better than Peter obi Na obi Dey power?🤣
Instead of MayorOfEkiti to support tinubu with him full chest since, he wan hide under Seyi Makinde dey talk rubbish🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Went on a date with a guy whose father had him at 10 and the mom was 19. He thought it was chill cuz his dad was his best friend growing up but he was totally unaware of the fact his mother was a rapist.
Niggas in America stay getting molested cuz wtf
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
“Aboi wida you”. Na the only thing Ph boys sabi… State that claims to house the toughest men in Nigeria but Wike dey press una like Toy. 😂 Single OT them no get.
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
You go just know say many artists don laugh Seyi Vibez tire 😂
lagos agberos i’m NOT shallipopi wtfukky😡
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
Bro the nigga made her remove her own braces with pliers so she'd be harder to identify. We gotta get creative with this nigga's punishment
A 17-year-old girl held captive for over 500 days was rescued after secretly asking another teenager she met through ‘Among Us’ for help Her captor had given her a phone with no cellular data but Wi-Fi access, allowing her to play the game After moving their conversation to another app, she revealed she was being held captive. The other teen alerted a parent, who contacted the FBI, leading to her rescue
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
When Kanye got out Kanye’d at his talent show audition (2007) 💀 😂
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i thought uzi jeans was tight then that other nigga walked in 😭
Nobody knows I recorded this 😂🔥🔥
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
Nigeria are #U17WWC 2026 Champions! 🏆 🇳🇬
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
Deny it as you may but this is Ronaldo's sport dwg.
Liam Delap scores vs. Manchester City and hits the SIU celebration. 🤝
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
Muito difícil escrever-te uma despedida nestes termos. Nada soa como deve ser, nem consegue transmitir o que fizeste por nós ou por mim, enquanto país, cidadãos ou jogadores/desportistas. Muito menos agradecer-te da forma devida. É me inconcebível deixar-te ir assim e dizer apenas «vais fazer muita falta» ou “foste enorme, vamos ter muitas saudades”. Quando, na verdade, ganhaste o direito de continuar a fazer o que mais gostas, por quem gostas, onde gostas e durante quanto tempo quiseres. Mas, claro está, não te posso deixar de dedicar algumas palavras num momento em que te despedes de uma carreira ao nível das seleções, onde vivi, provavelmente, um dos maiores prazeres da minha vida. Para ser sincero, não sei o que será mais significativo para mim: ter representado Portugal ou ter partilhado contigo o balneário e tantos outros momentos. Pode parecer excessivo, mas é esta a grandeza que vejo em ti. Porquê? Talvez porque, quando cheguei ao Sporting (porque também tu foste lá formado, escolhido a dedo pelo Sr Aurélio Pereira), ainda miúdo, eras tu quem estava nas bocas do mundo, fosse no United ou já no Euro 2004. Tinha eu 9 anos!!! Talvez porque, quando cheguei a profissional, no mesmo clube que tu, depois de 10/11 anos a ouvir falar de ti e a beber daquilo que tu bebeste, enquanto conquistavas inúmeros troféus individuais e coletivos, como infinitas Bolas de Ouro e Champions, percebi o quão difícil e incrível era chegar onde eu tinha chegado. Talvez porque, quando te conheci, ao contrário do que acontece com muita gente, percebi o quão inteligente, ambicioso, humildade q.b. e diferente és. E aceitei perfeitamente isso, assim como todos os teus defeitos. Defeitos esses que também te ajudaram a ser o melhor de sempre. Talvez porque começaste a jogar futebol antes de mim, eu já estou nos 30’s e tu continuas a jogar, a um nível incrivelmente bom. E mais de metade do mundo não faz ideia da dificuldade que isso representa e do que exige. Talvez porque aquilo que fizeste e conquistaste nunca tinha sido visto por nenhum ser humano no mundo, muito menos por um português. E, há pouco, falei de Bolas de Ouro e Champions com uma leviandade e normalidade que não são, nunca foram, supostas ou sequer reais. Com isso, fizeste-me a mim e a milhões de portugueses falar, acreditar e viver o futebol e a vida de uma forma completamente distinta de tudo o que, até então, tinha sido possível. Fizeste-nos sonhar com coisas desde o teu primeiro Europeu com a Seleção. Tinha eu 9 anos!!!!! Como é possível sequer? E, novamente, talvez porque, ano após ano, sendo ora o 1.º, ora o 2.º melhor do mundo, estiveste sempre lá em cima, sustentado pela tua disciplina, arrogância necessária, crença e fé. Características com as quais me identifico bastante. Por estes poucos “talvez”, agradeço-te muito por ter partilhado tantos momentos contigo, dentro e fora do campo! Por teres sido quem foste e és! E por me teres inspirado a ser melhor durante toda a minha vida. Será sempre pouco dizer que vou sentir a tua falta dentro das quatro linhas… Mas, novamente, sou grato por ter vivido na mesma era que tu! E, como tu dizias, daqui a 20/30 anos vou estar numa taberna qualquer a falar de ti e daquilo que te vi fazer. Com todo o gosto. Obrigado Bicho ❤️
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
Imagine bringing out 6 phones to charge on first linking Disgor
😭bro i just remembered once in school when my roommate went to a guy’s place. he had been inviting her but she’d refused, she only went that day b/c there was no light anywhere and six of us gave her our phones to charge.💀you guys won’t believe that while they were in the room-
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
BSC ACCOUNTING BAGGED🎓❤️
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
Ah yes speed Darlington, famous political commentator who we all look to for respectable political views
Replying to @Ekitipikin
You didn’t see where Speed Darlington said he was voting for PO because of he’s Igbo? It’s same with many of these guys.
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
Duncan mighty, ajebo hustlers and Dandizzy all performed at Apc inauguration yesterday in Ph Hungry celebrities
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
You’re not talented or big enough to live off your own music in the coming years… and that is enough to satisfy me.
Met seyi tinubu one on one I tell am my mind as I dey work for my money too!!!!
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femi🙂‍↕️ retweeted
and this guy dey always complain about the government oh
The moment Dandizzy freestyler for Seyi Tinubu at the City Boy Port Harcourt Walk, thrilling attendees with an electrifying performance.
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we got back to the hostel and he’s telling me how his car has one problem that doesn’t let him pass 100😭, by our next week ball session if i over guide i go fix that problem way dey hin car make i see wetin he fit do😂😂
my hostel manager dey race me after our ball session today, e reach one point he no even see my tail light. got to citec and had to reduce my speed so he could catch up😂😂😂
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