Meaghan McIver

My tweet history mostly consists of “it’s been xx years since I’ve tweeted”. Sooo it’s been 4 years since I’ve tweeted! Why is time such a bastard?

It’s 2018 and they still don’t sell peanut butter m&ms in the UK.

Finishing off a bottle of wine means that I’m really determined to text my mom “oooooooh girl” about her new porch. It took a while with all the typos but I got there!

Someone please study the phenomenon of wild hair behaving it’s very best right before a haircut.

Watching @Lesdoggg watch @RuPaulsDragRace for the first time is a gift everyone needs.

Also, it’s been two years since I tweeted. I’m not very good at this.

Baby is currently into Rockit by Herbie Hancock. Toto’s Africa is not doing it for her...yet.

My favourite thing about Neko Atsume is that I don't have to clean the cat bowls.

Got to see Star Wars today. It is fucking awesome. So happy right now.

My headphones just crumbled off of my head. I imagine these Sailor Moon ones should be an adequate replacement... coskami.com/sailor-moon-head…

Watching 'Home Alone' as an adult - why doesn't he call the cops at the beginning?

I seem to be very passionate about quiches.

Why did it take me so long to watch rupaul's drag race?!

My delivery will be here before 9pm...guess I'm staying in for a while.

Watching the Santa Clause (never too early) and I want a cookie cocoa dispenser in my car now.

🦄the unicorn will live in the recently used section of my emoji keyboard forever.

Everyone is talking about the new taco emoji. But let's get to the important stuff. There is a fucking unicorn. 🦄

Actually, airless pumps should be used for everything. Magic.

Airless pumps for toothpaste. The future is now!