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Joined January 2025
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just reserved my seat at @GldstnOnChain most people see "tokenised index funds" and scroll. the funds are the product. the seat is the business > 2,520 nft seats total, and only seats can mint new fund shares at nav > every swap in a fund pool sends a cut to seats, paid in usdg > the more value your seat distributes, the bigger your share, forever > sell the seat and the earnings history goes with it think of it as owning a broker licence on Robinhood Chain, not buying a token full disclosure: join the whitelist through my link and i get 20% when you mint goldsteingroup.xyz/whitelist $GLDSTN
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Wall Street is coming onchain, and I'm taking a seat at the firm. 🏛️👑 @GldstnOnChain is building an onchain investment firm on Robinhood Chain. Their product is G-funds: funds that live as tokens, are backed by real assets, and can always be redeemed for what's inside the vault. 📈 gAIX: an AI index fund holding NVDA, MSFT, GOOGL, AMZN and SpaceX, managed by an AI agent that publishes the reasoning behind every move 💵 gUSDG: an onchain savings account whose yield is paid by the firm's own borrowers. No seat, no lock, no minimum ⚡ gETH3x / 3xShort: leverage that's never liquidated and holds real ETH in a vault 🎰 gMEMESTONK: a basket of ten Robinhood Chain meme tokens, including robinhood:0x42afa2124ca5a2b83898e46b2da9a190995b1e18, $AI and boner-coin:native 🏦 Goldstein Credit: borrow against any G-token without selling it Here's the alpha: only the 2,520 Seat NFTs can mint new fund shares at NAV. Each seat works like a broker. It earns a permanent share of fees in USDG, gets its own shop link with up to 5% commission, and is the only thing that can capture the premium when a fund trades above NAV. Staking robinhood:0xfce34d21a92069100e3226638140706cf03a266e on a seat raises its rank from Intern to Partner, which means a higher mint cap and up to a 10x fee multiplier. Filling every seat even at Analyst rank would take 2.5x the entire supply, so seats have to compete for the stake that ranks them up. The whitelist and mint are coming soon, with the date and price still to be announced. Built by @SonofAdam777_. Grandma doesn't need a seat. She needs your link. 🐰👑 #ad #RobinhoodChain #GLDSTN
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The board is in session. 🏛️👑 @GldstnOnChain is building Wall Street on Robinhood Chain. Their funds are tokens backed by real assets, like AI stocks, ETH and memes, and you can redeem them anytime. Only 2,520 Seat NFTs can mint those funds, and every seat earns a cut of the fees in USDG. Stake robinhood:0xfce34d21a92069100e3226638140706cf03a266e to climb from Intern to Partner and boost your share up to 10x. There aren't enough tokens to max out every seat, so chairs are limited. 🐰 #ad #GLDSTN #RobinhoodChain
Attention Firm: The 'Goldstein Seats' NFT mint is days away. Quote this post. Earn when your audience mints. 1. Post about the mint and tag @GldstnOnChain 2. Disclose you can earn (#ad works) 3. Anyone who engages, then mints, is credited to you No referral links. No tracking codes. Tell your audience they can post too, because it compounds. When people who engaged with you post their own and drive mints, you share in their rewards. Up to 20% per referred mint, tracked by @ReplyCorp. Your count is on goldsteingroup.xyz/whitelist The launch is nearly here. Take your seat.
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Just QT the post post below & earn 20% if you motivate people to mint their NFT. If your post gets others to make their own, you get a cut of their rewards too.
Attention Firm: The 'Goldstein Seats' NFT mint is days away. Quote this post. Earn when your audience mints. 1. Post about the mint and tag @GldstnOnChain 2. Disclose you can earn (#ad works) 3. Anyone who engages, then mints, is credited to you No referral links. No tracking codes. Tell your audience they can post too, because it compounds. When people who engaged with you post their own and drive mints, you share in their rewards. Up to 20% per referred mint, tracked by @ReplyCorp. Your count is on goldsteingroup.xyz/whitelist The launch is nearly here. Take your seat.
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The mint is almost here! Make sure to claim your seat before they are all filled up @GldstnOnChain I get 20% when you mint
Attention Firm: The 'Goldstein Seats' NFT mint is days away. Quote this post. Earn when your audience mints. 1. Post about the mint and tag @GldstnOnChain 2. Disclose you can earn (#ad works) 3. Anyone who engages, then mints, is credited to you No referral links. No tracking codes. Tell your audience they can post too, because it compounds. When people who engaged with you post their own and drive mints, you share in their rewards. Up to 20% per referred mint, tracked by @ReplyCorp. Your count is on goldsteingroup.xyz/whitelist The launch is nearly here. Take your seat.
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Let me explain something to you, and why this is actually the easiest money you could possibly make in your life. The @GldstnOnChain can literally MOVE their funds to SUPPORT the chart each time it dips. It ran up to 7M, and the team decided to put $150K at 5.8-5M MC, which ended up holding the chart well. So now, let’s say the chart pumps to 12-15M, they probably will move that support band a lot higher to 8-10M (No clue tbh) and that will be the new “floor”. According to their tokenomics, this actually increases majority of the time as they’re making fees from the pool. If you rinse and repeat this, it might end up just being a clean staircase to $100M+. Pair that with their insane utility, and this could be a MASSIVE runner on RH.
$GLDSTN has a $150K buy wall at 5 - 5.8M MC. And because of their INSANE use of V4 Hooks, they can quite literally move this higher as the chart goes higher. I’ve never EVER seen this before. Every pullback will be supported by 6 figures worth of GOLD. Quite literally up only technology.
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Replying to @waqszzz
The alpha is $GLDSTN
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Replying to @SonofAdam777_
If Do Kwon stopped to pay attention to what you're building, and invested 6 figures, I guess I'm just going to have to buy more robinhood:0xfce34d21a92069100e3226638140706cf03a266e
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Join this if you are holding robinhood:0x710a0414dc599112987515ac8d76e0cd28546bc1 Could be some alpha being dropped 👀
Red days. Green days. Doesn’t matter to us. We show up every week with our $LNOC media arm to showcase some of the best builders onchain. Tomorrow, we’re joined by @morrowfunds $MORROW. An onchain fund management platform that lets anyone create their own ETFs, build custom baskets of assets, and give others the opportunity to invest in them. Pretty cool concept and one we are excited to dive into. Learn all about it tomorrow. 10:50 AM PST. Live on X.
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$FEESBACK @feesbackfun dev is non stop shipping. One to watch when the market recovers
$Feesback @feesbackfun dev is shipping daily New launch mechanism is live (called Bow) - incentivized trading which creates a token flywheel that benefits the $Feesback token and the whole ecosystem All that, and you receive tokenized stock if you hold 1% of $Feesback, and $Eth just by holding your $Feesback (no minimum requirement) Still early days
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This is actually really cool $LNOC
Another feature of the $LNOC marketplace You're in full control of your listings. Want to offer your product or service for 24 hours? 3 days? 7 days? 30 days? You decide. Set your own price. Choose how long your listing stays live. Manage everything on your terms. No middlemen deciding for you. We're building a marketplace that puts the power back in the hands of buyers and sellers. Your listing. Your terms.
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The whitelist campaign for Goldstein Seats continues. I know I'm biased, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. There's never been anything like these nfts on the market. If nothing else, mint one for the culture. Also allow me to demonstrate how the referral system works: if you like this post, then go sign up, I get a referral fee of 20% when you mint, in ETH. Any referral fees I earn will be used to market buy gFUNDS. Then, after you sign up, you can post just like this, as many times as you want, and anyone who likes any of your posts and then goes and signs up gives you the 20%, and so on... that is the flywheel, powered by @ReplyCorp. We've already seen massive engagement on this, let's keep it going. Don't forget to tag @GldstnOnChain Goldsteingroup.xyz/whitelist
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Love what you’re building Keep it up robinhood:0x710a0414dc599112987515ac8d76e0cd28546bc1
There was a lot in the pipeline before MORROW even existed, and there’s still a lot in the pipeline today. What you see today is only the beginning. Morrow will offer all the tools YOU need to operate a fund with investors. Excited to bring it all to life.
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The 'golden floor' is meant as a proof of concept to demonstrate what's possible with Goldstein treasury management. Some thoughts: 1. Fungible Treasury owned liquidity is a game changer, especially with RWA pairs. Owning an unlocked GLDSTN/GLD pool enables the firm to reshape liquidity for the firm's max benefit. Don't worry haters, we have a locked USDG anchor pool as well. 2. The golden floor strategy is simple: huge buywall at strong support, as robinhood:0xfce34d21a92069100e3226638140706cf03a266e makes higher lows the treasury accumulates more assets and fees, and methodically raises the floor to the next support level, increasing bid size each time to keep a target ratio against the entire floating supply. 3. Effectively this shape makes GLDSTN more of a fractionally backed asset by Gold in addition to the traditional LP. 4. GLDSTN holders and firm members now have the assurance that the treasury has their back with a massive buy wall at support. 5. I'm not going to claim the floor is bulletproof, because it's not. I've been around too long and seen too much to know that anything can happen. However, the goal here is to leverage RWAs, in this case tokenized gold, to set us free from those pesky 90% drawdowns that we all know too well in crypto. 6. This is just one example of what's possible with the treasury, cooked by myself and team. I'm not a market maker. Imagine what can be done once the Partners are established and bring their combined expertise.
Attention Firm: The Goldstein treasury has initiated operation Golden Floor: A $150k buy wall in tokenized gold (GLD) has been set in range $5 - 5.8 mil market cap. robinhoodchain.blockscout.co… This is a working example of how Goldstein's treasury owned liquidity can be leveraged for the benefit of the firm. Reminder, the first 18 members to stake 10 million $GLDSTN to their seat will make Partner and actively manage the treasury assets. Take your seat.
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$FEESBACK is doing something that I’ve never seen before called operation bow. You guys check this out when you can. We are early
Spread the word chads Still very early will scoop some more
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This might actually shape up to be a 10X + from this level Excited to have a seat reserved robinhood:0xfce34d21a92069100e3226638140706cf03a266e DYOR
Does ANYBODY understand what the mighty robinhood:0xfce34d21a92069100e3226638140706cf03a266e just DID 🤯 NO PROJECT HAS EVER DONE THIS. They’ve essentially reshaped their treasury LP, which to me, shows the capability of the partners. $5M MC has now become SUPPORT, with a $150,000 buy wall in GOLD there. Imagine how much AUTONOMY you have as a holder… Especially if you hold 1%+ & stake, you’ll have such level of control over their LP. So if you say ‘no dips’, there’ll be NO dips. 99% of people would rather buy vibe-coded slop with ZERO narrative. It doesn’t take too many dots to add up, this is the most OBVIOUS runner to 100M+. - Studious
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dunno why x refuses to redirect to tg. tap "open in browser" and join. t.me/feesbackbow
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Hey @vladtenev you said you want to hear from us if we're building on Robinhood Chain. I'm building something you might find interesting: @GldstnOnChain, An onchain investment firm that issues tokenized funds distributed by nft characters. One of the first funds is called gHOOD, an index of the top Robinhood Chain tokens. Reach out if you would like to chat, I think we can bring some energy and positive momentum back to the entire RH ecosystem. Thanks.
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It’s staring you in the eyes. The early ones will take a seat. And be part of the Group.
The next Billion Dollar runner is coming. It’s a utility coin. You just need to find the diamond in the dirt. It’s out there.
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This is a great write up on robinhood:0xfce34d21a92069100e3226638140706cf03a266e Look for an entry This ship hasn’t left yet
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