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@acapickle

24 | 𖨆♡𖨆 ⚢ | she/they #1 fan of cream cheese

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Joined June 2015
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How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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How the fuck am I supposed to be productive when the sun is now setting at 1pm
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yuzu
@yuzu_4everNov 2
i feel like a lot of people don't realize just how much better california is than all the other states. leaving california feels like being exiled from the garden of eden. it's so obviously worth the high cost of living
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Image from Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather)
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Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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this is how i see twitter
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Image from sum ♡⃘ (@moonmadefae)
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it pisses me off so bad when people get mad at their pets for throwing up on the carpet its an animal that felt sick and doesnt understand what a carpet is and now you're yelling at your poor pet that already felt unwell how do you not feel like a monster
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explaining why ai is bad to an adult feels like this all the time
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SOMEONE. MAKE. A. TRAIN.
The True Size of Maps (@TrueSizeOfMaps) profile pictureThe True Size of Maps@TrueSizeOfMapsOct 23
US County map based on how often each county is visited
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there’s only a tiny percentage of women who can dress in a sequin gown with rhinestones and bows and still look like a butch
iva (@ivaxhollis) profile pictureiva@ivaxhollisOct 24
why tf is she performing boomerang like it’s an adele song
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it is very important for me to have things to look forward to on tuesdays
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I have ADHD which means I complete tasks based on how mad I think other people will be if I don’t 🙃🙃🙃
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They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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i love music so much, i wish i was a song
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iCarly (2007)
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you actually will never grow out of the music you loved at 16
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10 MINUTE TAYLOR CAMEO! ♥️ Talks on how old big brother would have had the hard race convos, and rightfully says Angela is weird. #bb28
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BEX@_scorpiomelOct 13
I love that period when you find a great album & you don't care about anything except the album. You forget about everything, it’s just you & the album.
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bless @remiwolf bro she really did her big one with this album
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she actually spilled so bad i fear😭
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