Operator & Communicator. 3x founder. Maine kid in LA. Rap sheet: Head of Comms, Verizon; VP Comms & Mktg, EdgeCast; aide, @senangusking; chair, PopTech.
Venice, Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2008
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It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face.
Anthony Citrano retweeted
I find the "God is NOT non-binary" argument so strange. So you believe God has two balls and a cock?
ah yes, esteemed foreign-policy intellectual Donald Trump Jr.
Exclusive: In private conversations, Donald Trump Jr. has repeatedly voiced his opposition to his father’s war with Iran, sources tell @vmsalama and @AshleyRParker. theatlantic.com/politics/202…
zero new covid cases by end of April 2020
twitter profitable three months after he buys it
full-self driving by 2018
a million robotaxis by 2020
mars cargo by 2022
humans on mars by 2024
don't hold your breath, kids
Anthony Citrano retweeted
The biggest problem is how very poorly-spoken she is. She speaks haltingly, uses the wrong words, and some of her sentences are nonsensical. She has not even the most basic communications skills needed for the job, let alone the knowledge and experience.
I’ve seen enough: Katie Zacharia will defeat Anthony Scaramucci, toppling his record. She may even finish in the single digits.
Shameless self-promotion: I help companies figure out who they are, how to talk about it, and how to stand out. I’ve done it from pre-launch to the Fortune 20. If your story could use a fresh set of eyes, let’s talk. citrano.com
Anthony Citrano retweeted
It is ominous, but also remember that big promises of special things that are about to happen have been a cornerstone of the decade-long prosperity scam Trump has been running. It's how QAnon works. You promise big, deliver nothing, and keep the marks on the hook.
As a Certified Maine Guy™️, I am living proof that you can, in fact, eat road salt. But I refuse to let this little quibble soften my fervent wish that my home state sends Troy Jackson to Washington in January.
“You’re gonna need a bigger sign.”
[Hill Street at College Street, Los Angeles, September 21, 2026]
#gasprices #energy #news #IranWar
I am so sad to hear of Annie Dillard’s passing. She was an exceptional literary talent - her remarkable, profound “Total Eclipse” changed how I thought writing could be done.
My heart goes out to her family and friends.
nytimes.com/2026/09/16/books…
Pet peeve: people talking about the “end of summer” as soon as September hits, despite there being 25% of the summer still ahead of us.
This must be @AppleNews’s most annoying UX flub.
Whatever you take a user’s intent to be when they block a channel, surely it’s not “Please prominently feature content from this channel every time I open the app”?
For at least ~7 years (at least since Catalina & iOS 13).
