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son, father, astronaut

Not Seattle
Joined March 2009
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Billy Evans is the most austin brained guy I’ve ever seen
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Watched this bills team almost lose to the Easton Stick chargers a few years ago. Anything’s in play.
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How come my dog never gets the flu
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How come my dog never gets a fever
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People with glasses have natural crackling fire shrapnel-to-eye resistance, but are susceptible to extra smoke-in-eye damage
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A moment *bang bang* a love *bang bang* a dream *bang bang* aloud *bang bang*
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Comedy *bang bang* comedy *bang bang* comedy *bang bang* comedy *bang bang*
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Rest in peace to Darcie Game ❤️🦋
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Is anyone talking about how Michael Giacchino copied the interstellar theme for spiderman
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I am become trojan horse, destroyer of worlds
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The Trojans should’ve looked that gift horse in the mouth
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I’m joining the odyssey culture war on the side of the odyssey. That movie ripped.
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Lindsay Graham Platner
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All I want to add to this discourse is that I tried to get chatgpt to show me what @stavvybaby would look like as George and had the worst fucking time
I made this to mock the modern “bald plus beard” look, but god damnit if Costanza doesn’t look great here
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I’m not the biological dad, I’m the dad who biologicaled up
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This ai generated logo in my neighborhood is driving me loco
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There are alvin and the chipmunks everywhere for those with eyes to see them
Not how I expected this to end
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It’s wild that we used to have like 20 photographs max from our childhood, but now I seem to take 20 pictures a day of my kids
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I accidentally became deeply parasocially invested in the health of a sick baby on tiktok and now I obsessively check their account every few hours to make sure no sad updates have been posted
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You don’t hate AI enough
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