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PJ

@actel

Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Code, Retro gaming, Jam making, and cats. The original PUBG potato.

 Rock - Me - Hard Place
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Joined February 2007
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PJ@actel8 Jan 2017
Popular Children's party song/dance where "you put your left leg in, your left leg out" is called:
81%Hokey Cokey
19%Okey Cokey
0%Hokey Pokey
0%Something else
16 votes • Final results
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KPI—Krazy Punishment Initiators—are a really bad idea. For the most part, they tell you nothing actionable. They and are mostly used as a way to justify punishing everybody but the boss's buddies when bonus time comes around.
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An example of how the North is under invested in: the train I just got from the North West had 9 coaches. The train I’m about to get on to Sevenoaks has 10. The first train came from Glasgow and passed through the second most populated region in the UK. Sevenoaks has 18k people
After what seems like a never ending set of obstacles we’ve finally bought a house.
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First trip into the office in two and a half years. It’s going to be weird. It’s already expensive
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Wrote for the New Statesman this week about grief, love, Feeling Weird About It All and why (in the words of *that* Guardian long read) people who are not expecting to cry will cry. newstatesman.com/comment/202…
Image from Charlotte Ivers (@CharlotteIvers)
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The Privy Council- The Original Stand Up.
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Another sad day as the Chinese Communist Party tightens its grip yet again around the neck of the free people of Hong Kong.
South China Morning Post (@SCMPNews) profile pictureSouth China Morning Post
@SCMPNews29 Dec 2021
Stand News, a Hong Kong online media outlet that was popular with opposition activists, has shut down after national security police arrested at least seven people.

Stand News shuts after HK police raid

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What's with the Blackhawk, Apache and Chinook convoy flying over North Kent just now?
Apparently @WeAreOpenreach think it's acceptable to use pneumatic drills at 1:30am in a residential neighbourhood.
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Summer has officially started - I’ve cranked up the air con for the first time this year.
Jabbed
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So I just lie here, listening to the sound of my own blood supply. All the while wondering when would it be acceptable to just get over even pretending I know how to sleep? I’ve been on “holiday” since Easter. Not a single night of semi reasonable slumber. The birds begin to sing
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Damn owl. Some of us are trying to sleep ya know? #countrysideproblems
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Alexa has just told me we should expect up to 1.07cm of snow this evening. Such a precise weather forecaster, she really is amazing.
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Local Authorities in the Tier 4 areas tried to close schools to protect families this week! @GavinWilliamson and @educationgovuk sent their lawyers in to keep them open!! Now this... on the day after schools closed. I will never forget and I hope millions others don’t either!
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This entire shitshow is down to the government being too cowardly to close schools early and tell parents to take responsibility for looking after their own kids for a few weeks.
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Sebastian decided I needed a late birthday present and gave me a live Pygmy Shrew he found in the garden. I guess from a cat’s point of view that’s a great present and I should be grateful...
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I would like to sleep
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Waking up at 6am wasn’t in my plan for today but it turns out it’s not so bad once you’ve had several coffees. Also it’s 920 years to the day since William II was ‘accidentally’ shot dead by an arrow by one of his own men while out hunting - “Hated by almost all his people...”
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