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🧵Russia just lost $200M in supersonic bombers because they lacked an extension cord. Crews crammed six Su-34s wingtip to wingtip around one power cart outside empty shelters. A missile hit the exact center. Pro-war Russian channels are annotating the ash. 1/🧵
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Russia’s war channels spent a week celebrating the speed cap on Ukraine’s Starlink. Thursday, Trump told Musk to lift it, and the Kremlin’s loudest defector posted: “This is the bottom!” Every army rents something. Russia just read the lease. 🇺🇦⬇️🎧 professorbonk.substack.com/p…
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🧵Smolensk just cut the price of a dead Russian soldier to 700,000 rubles. The governor published the new price list Wednesday like a clearance sale: a light wound dropped to 300k, a severe wound to 500k, and a death is now 30% off. 1/🧵
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The neighbors wrote things down Wednesday, too. The German army officially rated Russian sabotage "considerable." NATO sources warned Russia's fishing fleet is targeting undersea cables using ships that "have never seen a single fish on their deck." 9/
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Moscow's top floor lied to Washington. But the soldiers, the widows, and the Norwegian clerks wrote down the truth. Russia has never known what to do with people who write it all down. The Full Report: 10/🧵 professorbonk.substack.com/p…
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🧵Did a private phone call between Trump and Musk just restore Starlink over Ukraine? The real reason the satellites were throttled in the first place is pure absurdity: frontline jet-interceptor drones were being booted offline for exceeding 100 mph. 1/🧵
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By Thursday, Starlink speeds magically surged across the front. Yet the absurdity remains: the backbone of European air defense was temporarily neutralized not by enemy artillery, but by terms of service and a private phone call. 6/
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When national security depends on corporate terms of service, high command stops happening in the Situation Room and moves to customer support. Senate investigators are now asking who holds the kill switch for modern warfare. The Full Report: 7/🧵 wsj.com/world/trump-called-m…

Exclusive | Trump Called Musk and Asked Him to Lift Ukraine Starlink Restrictions

The military-grade system appeared to be working more normally on Thursday, soon after the call.

wsj.com
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Moscow's four airports went dark after 630 Ukrainian drones struck. The same day, Putin's army group claimed that its line is narrowing, but 100 families wrote that their regiment is being exterminated, & 8 regions cut the price of a dead soldier. 🇺🇦⬇️🎧 professorbonk.substack.com/p…
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🧵"Dobropillia taken. On the map, one more dot. Only you had to get to that dot alive." When a Chechen general posted this tribute, he accidentally exposed the truth: Russia's latest victory was just a suicide mission for a photo op at a Ukrainian coal mine. 1/🧵
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The real bill lands where maps cannot hide it. Ukrainian drone strikes on Rostov fuel terminals crashed port cargo volume by 65% in a month, stranding Russia's massive wheat exports. A general can draw fake wins, but a governor cannot export wheat from a burning port. 10/
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While Ivanayev feeds Putin fake dots, Ukraine's 159th Brigade quietly raised its flag in Karaichne, a village Moscow claimed to take in May. A dictatorship can lie about its ground, but fake map dots do not stop real flags from rising. Report: 11/🧵 professorbonk.substack.com/p…
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