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alyssa

@actuallywilde

22-year-old lesbian princess

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Joined August 2024
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my tweets keep blowing up can u Guys look at my face instead please
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calling this app twitter is a valid form of peaceful protest in 2026
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still haven't seen prime time but i dressed up as chris hansen and i kept lying about seeing it and everytime i did my friends would side eye me like this
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me after he openly admitted to me he was playing it like he might die in act 2
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oomf gets typecast as characters that kill themselves so often i went to his musical today and lowkey started getting worried
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my body is ready for the body (netflix)
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Netflix
@netflix21h
Patrons saints.
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falling for the emily blunt and anne hathaway lesbian rumours not because i actually believe it but more so because i want to
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oomf gets typecast as characters that kill themselves so often i went to his musical today and lowkey started getting worried
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buuggaboo@pubbo11Oct 31
Randy mash and chris Hansen duo
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randy marsh and chris hansen unintentionally being a peak duo costume
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Thursday, October 31st. Perfect day to watch The Batman.
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i had to keep going up to people like this bc lowkey without it i just looked like a lesbian in a suit
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got borderline blackout and rocked the bar with my rendition of hotline bling as chris hansen
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ao3 going down when i am in a deep depression and the only thing keeping me awake is reading my silly little internet stories <<<<<<<<<<
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i wake up and work and go to bed now like deadass i don't do anything else
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pop base once again in family business like omfg
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@PopBaseOct 30
AO3 announces it is investigating a security incident that will leave the website offline for an estimated 2–4 weeks. No data has been deleted, but a potential database leak has not been ruled out.
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Since when was clavicuacualarator 20 years old ??? fully thought he was pushing 30
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nothing is better than texting ur friends and you all are having a particularly funny day and the good vibes are rolling and
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AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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this is like one trillion 9/11s
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i actually feel sick to my stomach
AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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i can't do this rn i can't i just can't
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